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[at the police station]

Hermes: I'm here to pick up my brother.

Desk sergeant: Who's your brother?

Hermes: You must be new here.

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Ok I know I reblogged a post that was Dionysus literally saying he cannot cook because it was funny. But I think that Diony would be an ✨excellent✨cook. I mean like- cmon. God of Feast. And you KNOW he's taking excellent care of Ariadne and cooking for her and she's just like :0

also I think that Ariadne would be a disaster cook. Like this girl just cannot. She was royalty, probably didn't have to cook for herself much, ya know?

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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

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Dionysus on Theseus and Ariadne 

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Friendly reminder that I have a NSFW account on Twitter @MlledeMaupin where I occasionally post my own "saucy" art, like this piece with my versions of Dionysus and Ariadne

So please, head on over there so that I might be encouraged to post more content.

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Some Hades fan art of best god Dionysus

A painting of when Dionysus stole Theseus’s girl for her hand in marriages after Theseus dumped her.

Comment what you think Dionysus is saying 🤣

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Apollo: There's lots of things you're good at.

Dionysus: Like what?

Apollo: Well, you're awfully good at... uh... You've always been great at...

Dionysus: Those are the same ones Hermes came up with.

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It may or may not be Dionysos loving hours.

Hint: it is

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Apollo: Have you always wanted to be an Olympian god?

Dionysus: Yeah, except for that one summer when I was six and I really wanted to be Kermit the Frog

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This panther adopted a baby jaguar

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Blood of Zeus Dionysus: uwu baby boy

Hades Dionysus: pour wine on your dick and let me taste it

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rob & his knife

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Family Get-Togethers

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*pours a little gay libation to dionysus*

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Ariadne : Is something burning?

Dionysus : Just my love for you.

Ariadne : Dionysus , the toaster is on fire.