zakattacker
zakattacker
Shitposts from the Shadows
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A random person who mainly lurks and occasionally posts random stuff. Header by @gzeidraws. Icon by @SkittlezJuice on Twitter. 
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zakattacker · 6 hours ago
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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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zakattacker · 18 hours ago
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IM SO FAKE happy late birthday Odile isat, the woman you are
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zakattacker · 18 hours ago
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The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes
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zakattacker · 18 hours ago
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redraws from the art book bc ughghhhgggh
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zakattacker · 18 hours ago
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Ponder
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zakattacker · 18 hours ago
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fuck the post below me
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zakattacker · 18 hours ago
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fuck the post above me
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zakattacker · 18 hours ago
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i played outer wilds recently allsoooo
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zakattacker · 18 hours ago
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so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status
i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..
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i can’t deal anymore
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zakattacker · 18 hours ago
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got my friend to play outer wilds
her: WHY DO I JUST RANDOMLY DIE
me: what happened?
her: I was in the satellite thing and just randomly died
*next day*
her: I have learned there is an inevitable heat death
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zakattacker · 1 day ago
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he's like a patron saint to me
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zakattacker · 1 day ago
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zakattacker · 1 day ago
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If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 
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zakattacker · 1 day ago
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President Donald Trump stirred new controversy when, during his tour of the Middle East, he was accused of using U.S. troops stationed in Qatar as props to boost his false election claims.
Speaking at the Al Udeid Air Base southwest of Doha on Thursday, Trump again falsely asserted he won the 2020 election against now-former President Joe Biden. He also, yet again, floated the unconstitutional idea of extending his stay in the White House even longer.
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zakattacker · 1 day ago
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Columbo's not good very bad day
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zakattacker · 1 day ago
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zakattacker · 1 day ago
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happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.
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