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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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have we tried sitting completely still in a dark room, my liege?

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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it’s always when you open tumblr in public when an 1866 painting of a vagina shows up on your dash

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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it

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Hello?

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I don’t try to meditate anymore because once I realized that it can’t actually turn me into a water bender my brain stopped letting me do it.

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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owww your problematic fetish just bit me dude now i'm gonna be into it

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Best things for a ship to have or be:

Horny

Insane

Religious/spiritual themes

Obsession

Age gap

Doomed

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my new enemy is the co-op membership tumblr ad it’s almost impossible to scroll past it without it opening and i wanna kms every time

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‘i asked ai—’ well i asked rattus rattus and he told me something that was 100% accu-rat

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my beautiful nonbinary baby gladiator cicero

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So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it

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friends romans countrymen. that evil twink is NOT going to fuck you

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the Woke Agenda has cost us the art of making mild to moderately homophobic jokes at the expense of a character so many times that they just become gay