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Whatever, your loss.

No I wouldn’t, I’m perfectly fine being a waitress.

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No, it's hot as balls; there's a difference. I would definitely rather freeze, being hot is fucking annoying.

"It’s so warm in here, I’m so happy. That whole question of ‘would you rather freeze to death or burn’, I think I’d rather burn. What about you?"

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I never said there was anything wrong with it, but it kinda does make you a bitch. You should just accept the compliments and be happy they're even paying attention to you.

There’s nothing wrong with calling someone out if they’re being too inappropriate. That doesn’t make me a bitch.

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But it's easy money, and I'm sure you'd be a total pro.

Um rude, I am not becoming a prostitute.

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frick-taylor:

I have an interview tomorrow and I’m a little bit more than nervous.

I didn't know you had to get interviewed to become a prostitute.

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You treat me so good. This is why you're my favorite. Well, what'd you have in mind? You know your wish is my command.

I always gotta look out for you, babe. I’ll give him a call and see what I can get for you. This definitely deserves a little reward though.

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I'm sure you'll get very far if you decide to pursue that career choice.

Amazing, right? I should be a poet.

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That'd be fucking ace, thanks. Yeah, well I don't have to worry about that, thanks for looking out though.

Maybe he’s busy. Hm.. I might know someone else that has what you want. I can ask. But he’s price-y.

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Thanks for the helpful explanation, you sure have a way with words.

Well, like. I’ve had it before, obviously, s’how I knew I liked it, but it tastes better now. I don’t know.

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I don't see how my attitude has anything to do with my dick but alright. Yeah, well If you want to miss out on a good time because you're getting all pissy, that's your choice. 

I don’t like your attitude actually , it ruins the whole package that you have going on here . And it’s really a shame, cause with that face of yours , I’m sure we would have a lot of fun . But now …I’m not so sure I want to waste my time on you . 

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Okay, are we gonna fucking do this or what? I don't got all day to sit here and listen to you talk about your guilt for having sex as a payment for cigs, I've got other things to do. 

Ugh , I hate the way that sounds . And I also hate the idea of paying somehow , even if it’s cigarettes for sex … But I have a feeling that you might want the sex anyway if you see me , without the cigarettes . I’ll give you those at the end , just as a bonus. 

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Uh, everyone... except you apparently.

Bought some stuff today. Who knew strawberry milk was so good?

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danielwhitmore:

Why don’t you try asking Alex? I’m sure he’s got something for you.

You think I didn't try that? I can't find him at the moment. Got any other great suggestions?

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You just look like you'd be a total bitch to someone if they were flirting with you, which I think was a correct assumption.

Completely aside from the fact that I don’t need guys flirting with me to satisfy myself, what exactly brings you to that conclusion?

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And you're complaining about this why? You should probably just take what you can get, since you probably don't have guys flirting with you that often.

This rubbish holiday makes blokes think it’s okay to flirt with me however they please.

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What world have you people been living in? Blow, as in coke, ya know the shit you snort.

I don’t even know what that is.

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I sure fucking hope so.

Can’t say I do, but you’ll probably find some eventually.