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jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button

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Getting lasered is stupid expensive and results vary wildly (and that's even if you've got light skin and dark hair), but if you have the cash to burn then you should do that shit as soon as your bod's hormones are in the girl zone!

Don't wait like a decade! I waited like a decade before getting lasers shot at my face (because I'm cheap and I'm bad at phone calls) and I wish I hadn't! Procrastinating that shit was so stupid! Just go and get it over with now!

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Normal way to talk about a trans woman who literally just believes that transmisogyny is real.

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“you guys” aside (transmascs literally just can’t stop misgendering trans women for even one second it seems lol!) this is such a hilarious view of privilege …. yea i do think men have privilege over women 🤔 this crazy belief is called feminism

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framing the transmisogyny/transandrophobia situation as some kind of discourse between 2 parties on equal footing participating in pointless bloodsports over particulars is in itself transmisogynistic erasure. every transfem in this discussion is in it against their will. your calls for unity mean nothing if they aren't addressed to the people creating the division with their own behavior

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you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

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She could do it, she'd get really angry and determined about it and the main theme would play like DON'T LOSE YOUR WAYYYYY and then she uses the scissorblade to slice her dick off and uses life fibers to make her vagina and then Satsuki is like "hmm I see you've found the strength to move forward. not bad"

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Where could my estrogen be?

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goes back to medieval times

oldschool runescape music is actually playing everywhere i go

me: i knew it

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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath

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Would you still love me if I was a mushroom?

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Welcome to being a Latina you get THREE types of representation:

-Sexy

-Single mother

-sweat shop worker.

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S'transmisogyny innit