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zalkester · 7 hours
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the moment an improv-comedy thing goes from improv to Actually Trying to tell a narrative it goes downhill immediately for me
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zalkester · 15 hours
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fuckk of COURSE i get my period the literal week before finals........ god hates me
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zalkester · 1 day
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i cant look at that fucking gold moneybags tophat on roblox anymore. my memory has been tainted
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zalkester · 4 days
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if i ever do make my own game i think it would be so funny to add a jungle area with jungle music. for the bit
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zalkester · 5 days
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why... why is there now an official minions obby on roblox
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zalkester · 7 days
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NEED kim kitsuragi's sense of style BAD
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zalkester · 8 days
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sometimes i'll enter like a horrible doom spiral and then i'll look over at my desk and be like "wait..... i haven't had water in a while..." and then i am Magically Fixed
literally feels like i'm taking the Vitamin... i will reach for my water bottle and be like "water... water will fix me..." and then it DOES
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zalkester · 8 days
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ohhh im COOKED cooked
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zalkester · 8 days
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why is there an official ice spice fart fetish roblox game
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zalkester · 9 days
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fuckk why is my phone like CHUGGING
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zalkester · 10 days
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DAMN dnb is good... how have i lived my life without jungle music for so long
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zalkester · 11 days
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someone remind me to never play bee swarm simulator again because the moment i join it consumes my life and i stay up til 1 am playing it
the game is like. genuinely addictive and i can't stop playing it but also God Damn are these business practices unethical. like, 24 straight hours in a certain area for an achievement? 7 STRAIGHT DAYS SPENT INGAME????? WHATTT?????? like is this not against tos??? you're clearly exploiting your players to inflate your playtime and rack up premium payouts
the random ass numbers as prices? as an early-early game player i was always like "these are some weird shop prices" and now i Know... that the reason is that this game is absurdly unbalanced and grind-heavy as SHIT is that onett can get away with it because literally everyone who plays bss has like 2 million hours and is unemployed so all they do is afk farm on the damn game
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zalkester · 14 days
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DAMN the ape escape 3 ost goes so hard for no reason... what tha hell..
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zalkester · 14 days
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no fucking way. no no no no NO... YOUTOOZ IS NOT MAKING FUCKING SML MERCH
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zalkester · 18 days
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ROUND 1 OF RANDOMIZED TUMBLRSEXYPEOPLE
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zalkester · 19 days
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me remembering i will amount to nothing and nothing i ever create will be even mildly successful (i will become destitute within 2 years of graduation)
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zalkester · 21 days
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