zanda-rl
zanda-rl
Autism with legs!!! (they work badly)
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(they/she/it) 22 // Gender: Pirate or Old God, whichever feels right for the day // warning: motherfucker I bite // ᛏᚺᛖ ᛒᛚᚨᚲ ᛈᛖᚨᚱᛚ // Sideblog: @thelibraryofsylphide // random post
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zanda-rl · 5 hours ago
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Someone was asking in a thread what kind of people could work for ICE right now.
I think it's a good time to remember that the image above are the people who put children into gas chambers.
When I was little, I asked what kind of person could work at a concentration camp.
The answer to both questions I think is "normal people who have accepted the dehumanization of another group of people."
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zanda-rl · 5 hours ago
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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind
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zanda-rl · 5 hours ago
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everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them
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zanda-rl · 6 hours ago
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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do you ever draw something for yourself that’s so deliciously self-indulgent that you just sit there like
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[Image ID: 2 digital drawings of a short-haired person drawing on a tablet. In the first image they are looking at the screen and blushing pink. In the second image they are looking away from the screen and blushing more heavily, with the caption “…is this allowed?”. End ID]
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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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zanda-rl · 7 hours ago
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Working on some points for the gals
Working title is "The Scary Witch Actually Wants a Girlfriend?!" 😂
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zanda-rl · 7 hours ago
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So I had a funny dream the other night.
It involved a very gay witch.
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zanda-rl · 7 hours ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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zanda-rl · 7 hours ago
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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zanda-rl · 7 hours ago
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More tea leaf divination knowledge. Take notes.
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