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Literally a French pastry called a gougar

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thank you tuoi tre news this is the funniest way you can post this

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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

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happy tenth birthday to the best youtube comment of all time

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Miku Expo 1964

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Trunks...Bulma....I do this for you. And yes, even for you, Phil Collins....

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I think what’s incredibly funny is that now if anyone tells a tumblr user that they went to go visit their friend (a completely normal thing to say) without knowing the meme, they’re going to get the stupidest reaction because of how terminally online the other person is. Which is exactly what the original comic was about anyway.

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Some AirBnB roasting courtesy of Reddit

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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

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me and who

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this wouldn't leave my brain

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

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the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

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getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine