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checking in , y'all like bat characters right? specifically bat women who look a lil disheveled?

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My medical drone oc tehe :P

His name is Brim and he is a medic-drone that gained sentience, finds himself stuck on an abandoned ship and built himself a body out of scraps. He’s very silly and has zero idea how to act like a normal person (just like me fr)

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Bdubs. Tennis.

Tennis transcript:

((each > indicates a new clip))

>> [Bdubs] There was a sport called... ~Tennis~

>Tennis >Tennis court >Tennis >When you're playing tennis

>Tennis court >Tennis in Minecraft >*laughing* Tennis >Real tennis

>YOU EVER PLAYED TENNIS IN YOUR LIFE??

>So it looks like tennis might not be possible >Tennis

>[Etho] Tennis >[Bdubs] This has to be tennis!

>Tennis >Tennis IS going to work >Tennis

>[Bdubs] Tennis! [Etho] Tennis, real tennis

>[Bdubs] It's a pompous game called "tennis" >Good tennis

>This pompous game called ~tennis~

>For a pompous game steeped in tradition like tennis

>^TENNIS^ >TENNUS >t e n n i s

>~I~ make tennis! >yyyus! Tennis! >So in tennis

>Te- this tennis is already hard enough

>Tennis >TENNIS

>[Bdubs] Tennis [Etho] *laughs* Tennis >:) [Bdubs] Tennis *laughs*

>Tennis science! >You wanna play tennis? Here's tennis

>There's some tennis >Tennis >TENNIS IS FUN! I like tennis!

>Anything is- TENNIS is possible! >~Tennis~

>Tennis :) And we'll see you in the next episooode. *to ghast* Come on baby

>[Etho] tennis >:) <<

Compiled from Bdubs' video, "TENNIS! in minecraft :: Minecraft Hermitcraft"

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

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Seashades | Paintings by Frederick Waugh (1861-1940). “The sea is emotion incarnate. It loves, hates, and weeps. It defies all attempts to capture it with words and rejects all shackles. No matter what you say about it, there is always that which you can't.” — Christopher Paolini

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tori

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Girl help I can't stop using '&c' for 'etc' and it's all jane austens fault. Is what the post was gonna be but I accidentally hit the caps button instead of S so the first attempt at this post was

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Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

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mumbo and grian break hungry hermits (...doing nothing)

original audio from grian's hungry hermits w/ mumbo video

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even MORE badly edited homestucks

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i feel strongly about this

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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

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weird bug thing (tall)