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i hate this website but only logging on cause someone called my fiancé handsome and now i want to kill them

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Hey, talk about your incredibly attractive and hilarious boyfriend. I hear he has impeccable music taste.

my boyfriend? well at first glance he seems like a sexy hunk. then when you get to know him... hes an even sexier hunk. never ask him whats in his music playlist please

hes hilarious and makes me laugh even at stuff id never find funny before. i dont know how but hes an evil genius that way

hes ticks off everything in the sexiest boyfriend ever category and i cant believe we're engaged like holy shit

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who the fuck keeps putting indilas music in tiktoks. like leave her alone???

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a woman on tumblr: i hate/dislike men

every misandrist truther in a 5 mile radius: what about gay men? what about trans men? what about men who aren't white? what about neurodivergent men? huh? what about your dad? your brothers? you hate them too? do you wish every man was dead? are you a dyke? are you one of those dyke man hating bitches?

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Long time listener first time caller, asking for some advice. I have this wonderful fiancée who deserves the world, and I’ve been picking up hints that she wants a chipmunks themed wedding, but I’m worried it will clash with the inflatable among us suits we’ll be wearing for our vows and kiss. What should I do?

brilliant! thanks for your contribution! my only advice to you will be please stay in one place and dont turn around. i promise i dont know where you are and i wont hit you in the head with a 2x4 <3

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ngl its so sweet how you two have gotten together, I see others here who just met and after 2 weeks say theyre in love and then after 1 week say theyre getting married but u two actually progressively got together and in luv and its just so cute waaaa ;u;

we decided we'd take it slow ever since the start. i had pretty some bad relationships before cause i ended up jumping the gun waaaay to early but this time? im pretty confident this'll work out. we're soulmates didnt you know? not to get corny but i rly do think he was made for me >:)

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my boyfriends not getting paid to listen to unsolicited rants in his inbox. i, however, will absolutely do it for free and with no extra charge, will also give advice that’ll make it worse 

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fuck it up queen of hickeys

well why else would i wear lowcut shirts in public >;)

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Sorry for being scrawny with a flat ass

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When she posts a selfie.

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back by unpopular demand >:)

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wowie we never talk but congrats!!!!! it’s good to see you so upbeat and happy~

yeah i've been doing a lot better lately >:) thanks

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congratulations! gimme the deets, how did it go?

well first he cried for at least an hour. then after 5 attempts for him to propose to me in public i took him back home and gave him some water

my fiancé is a huge dorky crybaby and i love him for it

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guess who got engaged last night >:)

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My Elrena is the best girlfriend in the world, she is so talented at everything she does and is a genius and builds such beautiful things whether out of ice or sand. Every day that I’m with her is my favorite day. Nothing can compare to her radiance, her danger, or her love. She is a beacon of safety and comfort and happiness for me, and I would kill for her, and I would live for her. She is everything precious all at once, every catastrophic storm rolled into one, and the entire world to me.

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it's true one time he even hit himself with a mallet

Elrena walks into the same room as I’m in and I start howling and whistling and smacking at furniture and doing the awooga noise. Even if she only just left.