zaphodious

[zaphodious]

Oh sweet lord this is amazing! My board game prototypes are about to get LIT!

I’m losing my fucking mind there’s a whole god damn online database full of illustrations for illuminated manuscripts, you don’t need a subscription or anything. And it has a search function so you can enter key words for whatever you want to see. Right now I’m looking for fucked up illustrations of the apocalypse in Revelations, like so;

If you click the images on the website they come out super high def too. They also have a couple bestiaries, as well as some illustrations of the Divine Comedy. This is my new best friend I’m so fucking excited

[zaphodious]

So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.

[zaphodious]

Why can’t the US government make an interesting-looking form? I’ve been looking at forms for the past two weeks trying to find something interesting to incorporate into a design I’m doing and nothing!! They’re all so damn boring!!

I feel the exact same way looking at college websites. Actively kills any motivation to do anything

[zaphodious]

function trailer() {

return trailer();

}

[zaphodious]

Get far enough out, and the gas stations begin to look kinda weird

[zaphodious]

Honestly many of the blur the line between leftism and fascism. Sometimes it seems like they’re fascists with Soviet chic

whats a tankie? you keep mentioning them in a bad light

tldr leftist authoritarian who thinks stalin was a neat guy.

[zaphodious]

DJ Sensitive Nipples is leaning over her console very carefully

[zaphodious]

42

Hey, these tag games seem fun. I want to make one too. Let's see, reblog with tagging some of your mutuals and uuuh... your favorite number (yea that will be fun)

Mines 12, such beauty, almost the ideal for sharing in small groups. Divisible by 2, 3, 4, 6 and 12. 12²=144 another banger. I could go on.

Tagging @treepyro @ostrigjpg @ahamkaracature

[zaphodious]

[zaphodious]

How do you scare a Non-binary person?

101010101010101010101

[zaphodious]

@creepymutelilbugger is the most right anyone’s ever been!

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

[zaphodious]

i love routines theoretically. in practice i have adhd so i'm not able to maintain any kind of routine and i have terrible executive dysfunction

[zaphodious]

Don’t eat the wings at AutoZone. Worst fuckin mistake of my life. :(

[zaphodious]

This was at 50k a few hours ago. I think we can get it there.

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

[zaphodious]

[zaphodious]

7

dni if: you have perfect eyesight, clean your room regularly, never want any tattoos, hate milk, are taller than 5’5, don’t own a watch, hate on feel-good movies, don’t use chapstick, sleep with more than 2 pillows, prefer stem over humanities, never had an emo phase, have your own car, actually look like your age, live in a large city, use a planner for school/work, use twitter, have led lights in your room, like swedish fish, look good in yellow, have bad handwriting, or bite your nails.

[zaphodious]

game companies should be fucking EMBARRASSED about being inaccessible. it should be mortifying to ship a game with shit captions or no UI scaling options or no option to disable flashing / strobing effects. games lauding their character customization should be laughingstocks for not including hearing aids or congenital disorders or prosthetic limbs. EA should be publicly fucking humiliated for the sims series being 23 goddamn years old and include cats and dogs and horses and werewolves and zombies and mermaids and star wars and not FUCKING WHEELCHAIRS.