For @hideousvampire 's alien AU
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“Ralph’s ceremonial catcher is his costar, William Zabka!”
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I wish I loved life as much as Daniel loved Johnny’s titties
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You know that scene in Atonement where Cecillia undressed and got in the fountain in front of Robbie? Yeah.
That’s what I thought of when Johnny fell off the balance wheel and Daniel watched.
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WOW! Thanks, man! I really am the best
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Hot girl shit (embarrassing myself by being weird again)
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i love how specific that is
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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
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Imagine how he sounded when he had a cold. Squeak and crack central.
“Can I fix you a little breakfast? ♡ 🐭”
Still not over it.
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