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Yeeaaaahhh... dere was a whole daydream sequence 'n everythin'. Betta dan da dinosaurs at least!

☀️* Thank you so much for watching our egg!

🌧* Indeed! We can take our egg back, we are truly in your debt. Let us know if there is anything we can help with in the future!

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Oh, was no trouble at all, folks! I realize earlia tho... I neva asked where it came from? Is it, youse's...? Adopted...? Couldn't really ask around, keepin' watch ova it 'n temporarily becomin' a noodle 'n all.

Nothin' really comes ta mind thinkin' 'bout anythin' I need help wit right now, but I'll keep dat in mind!

[They hand back the egg, and begin work on carefully cleaning up the nest by setting it away in a large drawer.]

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☀️* Thank you so much for watching our egg!

🌧* Indeed! We can take our egg back, we are truly in your debt. Let us know if there is anything we can help with in the future!

( @ask-lanino-and-elnina )

Oh, was no trouble at all, folks! I realize earlia tho... I neva asked where it came from? Is it, youse's...? Adopted...? Couldn't really ask around, keepin' watch ova it 'n temporarily becomin' a noodle 'n all.

Nothin' really comes ta mind thinkin' 'bout anythin' I need help wit right now, but I'll keep dat in mind!

[They hand back the egg, and begin work on carefully cleaning up the nest by setting it away in a large drawer.]

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Wellm while i was with my coworkerr workinng (i did no wanna i hate working waah). We were doing chemicalls experriments and we thought combine battery acid and mead and battery acid and whisky was 100% gooddd ideaaaa

Itt wassnt.... I waas the one whoo haf to try both of themn bef0re going be a 90% ghoOst

Itts like the deevil makke a alc9holic drinkk

ooc// i love blue ghost being a pathetic dumbass and suffering consequences cuz it

I am... both astonished dat youse even able ta consume dat sorta concoction, and dat youse got da thinkin' skills of a friggin blueberry 'bout it. Go find dat Ralsei darkna 'n ask 'im ta heal ya up 'r somethin', I 'unno enough 'bout ghosts ta offa ya any medical advice.

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Hell yeah, fellow aroace! Nice! I'd say up top but you would probably dislocate my shoulder and leave me in a crater if I tried to high five you for I am a twig!

I can hitcha wit a down low if dat woiks! I promise not ta "too slow" ya, heheh.

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Butttoooonssss

Do you haveq a ibuprofeenn?

I didw somethingns dumbbb in the lighht worldsd lab and itts still hereqw in the dark worldddds

Ehhh... I'm not sure I have much in da way a' painkillas... not like dey'd do darknas much good. Sorry pal. Whatcha get up to dat hurtcha so bad?

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Sooooo,,, got any crushes? Your eyes (potentially metaphorical) on anyone in particular? Beware how you answer, these lands are rife with matchmakers and shippers alike, lmao

I's been told dis flag pretty well represents how I feel 'bout relationships, though I'm sure not dat it'd dissuade coitain people. And also I was told ta make dis face in front of it, not sure if da face means anythin' to ya but... dere ya go.

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ah, Mr.. Power Button, I've been told..? a pleasure to finally make my way over..

My name is Seam, I run a seap over in Castle Town.. I was wondering if I could trade some Darkburgers for some of those TV Dinners you folk have around.. I've heard they sell well, haha..

(@seam-the-seapkeeper)

Ah, Seam, I think I've hoid 'boutcha! I'll sendja some, it seems some a' da woikas 'ere feel like dey've been missin' out on dark boigas fa lunch breaks 'n whatnot. Not a whole lot right now tho, we's waitin' on a shipment. 'N please, you can jus' call me Button. No need fa too much foimality from me!

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What’s it like working for tenna?

And what do you think about Elnina and Lanino?

Workin' fa Tenna's pretty good! Benefits are good, da show's fun, he, eh, has his moments, I s'pose, but everyone's got deir struggles, yeah? Despite what people might say 'bout da guy, he actually inspired me ta start dis blog in da foist place!

Elnina 'n Lanino 'r cool, too! Dey uh........... asked me ta babysit deir egg... earlia..

[Button points at the sad, weird little nest of wires, running game consoles, and nearby tea kettle.]

Least the job's excitin'. Not sure I've seen ya around, but dat might just be da memory problems, heheh. if ya new, ya missed da dinosaurs last night. Also studio's haunted.

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Do you have to have the egg like

wrapped in blankets to keep it warm?

I know at least with chicken eggs (my only experience with hatching eggs) you gotta keep them real hot and quite humid

Well, I gots a nest for it? It's got.... wiyas... cords........... a game console ta keep it nice 'n woim.... humid, tho, y'say..? hmmm...

[They bring in an electric tea kettle someone got for Tenna. He can't drink tea, so he doesn't really use it except for when guests who CAN drink tea come on the show. They begin boiling it near the egg so the air gets a bit more humid.]

We don't have much else in da way a' "humidifiers", so hopefully dat gets it good enough, eh?

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I feel like Lanino and Elnina could slurp you up like in that scene in the lady and the tramp

Can someone get them on that actually that sounds hilarious

[Using a nearby screen, Button flips through channels to show you what they're imagining...]

[...and as soon as it begins to appear on screen, Button slowly unnoodles!]

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Where are you from?

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✨Noodle Spell Refresh✨

[Wobbling around was probably not the best idea, that made Button a little dizzy.]

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Hey, I hope you don't mind but...

*increases volume for next 5 posts*

:3

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how do you feel about this

[cough]

I hope dis doesn't 'ave lastin effects on me...

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how do you feel about this

[cough]

I hope dis doesn't 'ave lastin effects on me...

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M!A: Skidaddle, skidoodle, your width's that of a noodle! You are now comically thin and compressed for the next 5 asks!

[Ahem!]

Ugh, I'm gonna have ta talk more munually den usual, eh? Someone put a parental lock on da spells! We's already gots dinosaurs 'n ghosts ta deal wit!

If youse can behave, we may undo da lock eventually, especially if da spells 'r jus' silly like dis one. In da meantime... I guess I'm parta da nest now.