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Cute date idea: I take her to the movies and control a remote controlled vibrator inside her 🖤

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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testing pet names while I'm inside you to see which one is your favorite from how u squeeze my fingers

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BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.

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Fuck her so well she masturbates the next day thinking about it

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tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image

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I’m a spoiled daughter of the universe and I get everything I want because I said so

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Show her off

Fuck her against the window

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I'm trying to think of the name of those off-brand hedgehog things but the only thing that comes to mind is enchilada

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Asking for help is not an easy thing. I am Salwa from Gaza. We live a very difficult life. We have been displaced more than five times. Our house was demolished and some family members were killed. We have been living in tents for a year in the cold and extreme heat. We get food and drink with great difficulty. I hope you can help me and my family by donating even a small amount of $20 or $25 so that we can stay alive. I hope you can help me leave Gaza and escape this hell.

https://gofund.me/83e64f24

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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

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Excluding the crucial fact that office jobs pay you an income….if staying home to raise children and do chores and bake bread was really so much easier and more joyful than working in an office on some objective level, why aren’t men doing it? Why aren’t they chomping at the bit to be ~leisurely house husbands~ to a working wife? Why aren’t they stepping up to depend solely on someone else’s income in exchange for round-the-clock domestic labor, if it’s really as blissful and their propaganda suggests? Curious.

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Simple Ways to Practice Magick Everyday

Say a small prayer or do a short meditation before you get out of bed in the morning.

Write down dreams or visions you had.

Stir your first cup of coffee or tea counterclockwise to banish negativity and bad luck or clockwise to bring positive energy.

Draw daily tarot or oracle cards (you can also use a pendulum) for guidance.

Cleansing yourself and home using sound or smoke.

Ancestor or spirit offerings

Pick out your clothes, shoes, jewelry... ect with intention.

Write a sigil or petition paper and burn it.

Take a ritual shower. You can spice it up with candles, herbs, and crystals, or you can simply step under the water and imagine all the negativity and bad energy washing off you. You can also recite a chant.

Every time you look into the mirror, say an affirmation

Take a walk outside and ground yourself to Mother Earth.

Dance!! Dancing is an excellent way to rise the energy, and it helps with opening the sacral and solar plexus chakra and getting in touch with the inner child.

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