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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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hi guys i was in jail but then the guards felt bald for me because i’m so handsome & special so they helped me escape. hope that’s ok

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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

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huge fan of saying "european subcontinent"

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Bad Content #31

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“dog breath” - generally understood as being distinctly stinky, enough that the phrase itself is recognizable

“cat breath” - despite also being stinky in its own right, not nearly as recognizable as a phrase.

“tuna breath”- though more obscure than dog breath, less obscure than cat breath. sometimes used to refer to the smell of a cats breath. notably, tuna do not breathe.

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reject modernity (sth that existed 3000 years ago) embrace tradition (sth that was invented in the 1960s)

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Sopping wet cat

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half an hour apart. i probably could do this for another 3.5 hours and see if it maxes out or if it just adds another digit to the left again. maybe not all in one sitting. but i could do it

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now that big run is done i guess i can finally get back to deltarune. i dont work the next two days either

speaking of which is it supposed to do the "initializing chapter 3" loading screen every single time you open the game? because it's done it all 3 times ive opened it (the second time i was afraid it didn't keep my ch3 save data, but it was still there).

havent been able to find anything about this but it seems weird to do it like that instead of having an actual title screen

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it's that time of year where everything is passively miserable. Because it's fucking hot outside