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aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*

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Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty PlayStation 2 Official Japanese Promo with Gackt (2001)

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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maybe top 10 posts ever

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i am legitimately so frustrated by the stupid unfunny destiel confession news thing u losers r still doing. destiel “the us has bombed iran” do u ppl not understand how obnoxious this is? the bit has run its course and been unfunny for years now but doing this shit is so fucking offensive and irreverent

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice

atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.

agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people