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rominvs:

“right, i totally agree with you. maybe they were trying to do it on purpose? trying to start some kind of argument with you? i don’t know, otherwise i can’t imagine someone being that dumb and ungrateful.” she shook her head, in all honesty it didn’t seem like THAT big of a deal to romina, but she agreed that zaira and tristan had every reason to be upset over something like that. “i doubt beyonce would be that rude. you should have someone call the station and request for one of their songs, just so you can be like ‘sorry we only play music.’”

“maybe, but that’s a bit of a dick move, don’t you reckon? like, when you’re someone’s guest it’s not hard to have a bit of respect.” zaira honestly didn’t care what the personal opinions of xir and tristan’s guest had been -- if they had different ones, that was their right, but you DON’T go around being an ungrateful little fuck and insulting your hosts like that. “true though, queen beyonce is too much of a queen to pull BS like that. if you’re gonna have a different opinion to someone who just did you a favour, there are better ways to go about it. also, that’s delightfully petty and i love it. here’s an idea -- why don’t YOU call up?”

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elliehamptvn:

“i thought short people’s purpose in life was just to be acceptable disney character height.” she laughed, handing zaira the star. “zaira!!” ellie laughed a little too loudly. “that was the smoothest pick up line i’ve ever heard.”

“well, that too, but i prefer arm rest better -- what would i do with myself if i couldn’t lean on you?” zaira accepted the star, holding it up next to ellie’s face. “i do aim to please, but look, it’s true. it PALES in comparison to you and all your glitter.”

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elliehamptvn:

“extremely wonderful!” ellie grinned softly. “this is why i love you though. you always give the best chin on the head hugs.. even though most of the time i’m just your armrest.” she giggled. “go for it! make the tree beautiful by fixing the star– but please don’t fall..” 

“as are you, my friend, as are you, though, don’t you know, short people’s sole purpose in life is to be chin and arm rests for the tall people?” zaira teased, giving ellie a quick squeeze before disentangling xemself. “it’s a shame that you aren’t a bit SMALLER though -- you, ellie hampton, make a much prettier star than than anything else we could ever put on the tree.”

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bencvolvnt:

“oh jesus…” wyatt sighs. it’s the third MISTLETOE he steps under. thankfully, the other two times no one really noticed so he could slip away but now he’s not that lucky – someone locks eyes with him and he knows he’s done. “christmas tradition, huh?” he says, laughing nervously to mask how uncomfortable he is.

if there was one thing zaira hated about christmas, it was this. mistletoe & being forced to participate in a ritual where consent didn’t seem to matter. xe supposed it could be worse -- they COULD be in a world where magic physically prevented you from saying no. still, being on the asexual side of the sexuality spectrum, zaira had absolutely no desire  to kiss anyone. “ i have a better idea. HIGH FIVE me instead? ”

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, sms / zaira !

liam: i am useless have you ever thought anything else?!

liam: no..

liam: i haven't even really thought of who i should buy gifts for

zaira: tbh

zaira: no

zaira: how are u and ellie related

zaira: that question haunts me almost as much as 'how are hayden and ellie friends'

zaira: if i'm not on your present list, we have a bigger problem than i thought.

zaira: buy kaden a mirror so he can stare at himself and evaluate his life choices, get ellie a star with a note 'it's u' bc she is a star, buy my cat a crown bc marshmallow is royalty, and get tristan one of those 'most annoying person awards.

zaira: do u even have any other friends

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elliehamptvn:

“well, so far, i’ve managed to drink the wrong punch and i’m pretty sure juliette put a naughty tag on my butt, but thats alright! how’s your night going so far?”

“ellie hampton, my fairy princess? NAUGHTY? now that’s a sight i’d pay to see. care to show me in the photobooth?

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dcnieladayanara:

“maybe i’m just drunk but i feel like i’ve been at the food table for way too long for it to be considered okay anymore.”

“NO SUCH THING as too long at the food table, to be honest.”

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zaira olliavander’s outfit for the naughty or NICE party.

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, sms / zaira !

liam: no

liam: i like people but during this time of year they get a bit crazy

liam: i don't like this holiday a lot anymore and what do i even buy people i can't buy things to anyone i'm trash

liam: my opinion? i barely know what to get her myself

zaira: i don't like people and i like them even less at this time of year

zaira: i vote for a ban on people, except for like, maybe 5.

zaira: i was going to consider letting u be one of the 5 but so far you're proving useless :///

zaira: do u have ideas for ANYONE?

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jaspcrlcnnon:

“Honest opinions only,” charcoal covered fingers carefully take hold on the card stock in front of her, flipping the page around so the nearest mocha patron can get a good look at it. “how shit is this??” jasper is not one to fish for compliments, but she’s honestly been staring at the artwork for at least thirty minutes and can’t decide if she wants to scrap it or not. “don’t bullshit me just to be nice either, i can handle the truth.”

zaira studied the painting in question, xe wasn’t particularly knowledgeable on art nor was xe inclined to have opinions on it, but who was zaira to deny this artist an honest opinion? lifting xir shoulders in a half shrug, taking a sip from xir coffee before answering. “PERSONALLY, i think it would be better if it was a painting of cats, but i think everything is better when it has cats, so take from that what you will.”

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haydeniism:

- ̗̀ ❝ starter for @zcira !

          “ if you don’t get your DEMON away fro me, i swear i’ll turn it into a tea cozy. “ the brunette dramatically stated as she inched away from the furry creature that now seemed interested in her for some odd reason or another. 

“i have to say, i’d LOVE to see a showdown between you and marshmallow. i have a feeling the cat would win.” zaira sipped xir coffee, making no effort to stop xir cat from sniffing around hayden & her handbag. xe would, eventually, reign in xir cat, but not yet -- it wasn’t as if hayden ever made much of an effort to keep her dog away from zaira, after all.

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TEXT 📲 ZAIRA

VALENTINA: sucks that i can't set her apartment on fire without setting my own on fire too

ZAIRA: true, that would be satisfying, but consider:

ZAIRA: regularly filling her place with rubbish, which isn't technically illegal so you can't be like, sued for but it would make her life incredibly unpleasant.

ZAIRA: you know, bit by bit, subtly, so u don't get the cops called on u but enough to piss her right off.

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mvxism:

“i can genuinely say that he is a hilarious guy. can he be a dick? yes, absolutely. but he can also be very kind. it’s just too funny when he is provoked, though. i haven’t watched the kitchen nightmare show in years. point is, he’s a legend.”

“it’s true, he CAN, but to be honest he’s only a dick when you’re doing something stupid like, serving rotten food, y’know? granted, he’s extra about it, but like, he’s never mean to children and he’s so supportive of people who are trying? seeing him provoked is my favourite thing, he comes up with the best insults, like that time he held two pieces of bread to this girl’s head like a sandwich and asked her, what are you? and she replied, an idiot sandwich. i do that to my roommate, though xe’s less inclined to call xemself an idiot sandwich. he is the HERO we deserve.”

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introducing ellie and zaira, ladies and gents

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, sms / zaira !

liam: i fear xmas shopping i can't deal

liam: people are scary and i don't want to do it

liam: i need moral support

liam: you need to come with me end of story

zaira: do i have a choice??

zaira: people are scary tbh this is why i prefer cats

zaira: i'll moral support u if u moral support me

zaira: plus i need to get ellie a gift and your opinion would be useful

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text → ethan.

ethan: i honestly can't compete with your cat puns. i knew there was a reason why you were my favorite

ethan: i know. and that's why i'm going to work hard for it. honestly i should become a professional cat photographer.

ethan: ........

ethan: i can't answer that. it's confidential informations!!

zaira: why thank u, i'm glad to see someone appreciates my genius

zaira: U SHOULD. u know, ellie was also thinking of starting a cat fashion range

zaira: ( if she wasn't being serious, i'll find ways to make it happen )

zaira: start a business, she designs and u photograph???

zaira: SO ITS TRUE

zaira: i know it, ethan feng ur really ethan feline, a cat alien in human form.

zaira: are there more of u

zaira: are u going to lead the cats in a revolution and reclaim the earth

zaira: just know u have my full support ok

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text → zaira.

tristan: ok i guess thats fair enough

tristan: n also u made it up w that night to remember reference

tristan: good call

tristan: also if we do bop to the top

tristan: will u be my sharpay???

tristan: n yea, i meant murdering cats who eat ice cream

tristan: killer cat

tristan: u know what ur aesthetic is tho

tristan: fabulous w/ all the cats around you.

zaira: thank u i appreciate it

zaira: do u even need to ask ??

zaira: i will always be the sharpay to your ryan u know this

zaira: sounds like marsh tbf

zaira: a killer cat who eats ice cream

zaira: marsh probably has a marshmurder following out there

zaira: TRU. who needs adoring humans when u can have adoring cats?