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*me flirting*

so… have you… learned anything interesting lately?

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wait what i dont recognize the third google image of her in the first post what

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Good on Nintendo for reinserting a trans character in their 20 year old game. Now please give us more trans characters, fuckos.

I don't find this to be a win more than just basic relief that they didn't completely erase our existence once more. It's less than bare minimum, and once the game is out they can just continue on like usual without Vivian ever appearing again.

They tolerate Birdo being around because they completely scrubbed any mentions of her being trans. Hold them accountable for that crap, it's not okay.

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What if TMs were instructional DVDs?

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boobies are so great i can't wait to have some

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i love how the uno reverse card is portrayed as the definitive uno card whenn uno is about being an annoying little shit and the reverse card is easily the nicest card

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more reasons why thhe doctor who told me i dont have adhd was a fuckin qauck (the list starts with her saying i didnt have it because it overlaps with anxiety and the symptoms were prolly just anxiety, while i was on anti-anxiety meds and the anxiety portions that didnt overlap went down)

movies where someone hears an important message only once and retains all the details….

girl if that were me, we’d be fucked. I have to reread emails like 4 times.

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WE WON!

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yes mommy-

“Are those it? Your last words?”

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Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door reviews are out and the amount of 9s and 10s it’s getting is making my head spin

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When you understand that kids and teenagers being salty about literary symbolic analysis comes from a very real place of annoyance and frustration at some teachers for being over-bearing and pretentious in their projecting of symbolism onto every facet of a story but you also understand that literary analysis and critical thinking in regards to symbolism is extremely important and deserves to be not only taught in schools, but actively used by writers when examining their own work to see if they might have used symbolism unintentionally and to make sure that they are using symbolism effectively:

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alright this art is beautiful but mark really looks like hes horribly constipated

INVINCIBLE!

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ACTUAL POKEMON ACCOUNT POSTED THIS

Keep your opponents on their toes with Magikarp’s Z-move: Z-Splash!

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op why is this flag listed as mature content on reddit

Union of Free Koopa Troopas

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Was forced to get a new phone today

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People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.