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movies where someone hears an important message only once and retains all the details….
girl if that were me, we’d be fucked. I have to reread emails like 4 times.
#i cannot forget the name for sphenodon punctatus and it's just because it sounds nice.#there's a guy in my voice class who asked me if i just remember everything i hear because of how many times i've been like#'i remember __ said/did __ doing [that] script' and it throws him off every time i do that LMAO
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Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League: Gotham City Breakout
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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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“Women don’t have rights in Iran, they are homophobic in Iran!”
A black woman’s dying body was used to incubate a fetus because the state said so and the Supreme Court, regurgitating debunked talking points, ruled that trans kids could be denied gender affirming care that is proven to save lives. Does that justify a foreign power bombing New Jersey indiscriminately? Like some of y’all don’t give a fuck about LGBTQ Iranians or women in that country because I never saw a people get free through just having their shit blown up
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what the hell are they trying to advertise to me over on instagram
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Losing my mind at this poor girl in Argentina who found a kitten on the side of the road and adopted it only to find out it was a freaking jaguarundi. Look at that fucking thing. That's a whole ass kiddy cat
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being krill must be so fucked up.. youre like one of the tiniest fucks in the ocean and the biggest thing to ever live will just casually swallow you and like a million of your friends all at once
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Oh hey man. Good to see you. I thought you died. Didn't you die? I was sure you died? Why are you alive? Weren't you meant to die a long time ago?
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Joy Sullivan, from “Culpable”, Instructions for Traveling West
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