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I’m in love with this gif. The way the cat is tucked in and kneads the air. How they immediately reaches for the teddy bear. How it’s lodged into the cat lovingly. The way the cat holds it. The face. The face the cat makes squished up against the toy. The way the cat grips it. The cat looking back on the audience at the end. I could stare at this gif for an hour straight and still be enraptured by it. Fucking Cozy.gif

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youtube that is a big question

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Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

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Reblog so that the creature will come to you. Like to enhance their power.

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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what does it mean if people keep tagging my personal posts harry dubois

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me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society

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Troy barnes x female reader headcannons !

- he leaves you for abed

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i think about this strip all the time. It’s the end of the world, Calvin.

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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

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clown chasing someone on foot and they pass a kid playing toy cars and say "gimme that, kid" and take one of the cars and get in and continue chasing the other person

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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guy who enjoys german class a little too much: ancient slavs had words of power they used to shout mountains apart

girl who collects crystals: that's actually true as fuck

70 year old professor who sometimes calls students "comrade": faggotry is actually good, I don't have a problem with faggotry, Aristotle was a faggot, Caesar was a faggot...

guy behind me: YOOOOO check it out (pulls up beheading video on a chechen telegram previously unknown to mankind)

Professor: ...Galileo was a faggot, I think Napoleon was a faggot, Comrade Tito probably wasn't a faggot but...

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I love this

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my absolute dipshit friend kevin was having a great time with his other pals, me and the boys totally pranked him by zooming out of the scene to show it’s actually playing on a television, revealing that he’s actually watching a video tape of the event while sitting alone in his bedroom with a bottle of whiskey, his reaction was priceless 🤣🤣🤣