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I’m also interested hearing what exactly the ship is that you based your answer on, if you’d like to share!

(This was meant to be fandom specific but doesn’t have to be. Be free!)

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STAR WARS REBELS 2.06, Brothers of the Broken Horn

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Gigaton hammer and protect and draining kiss is a broken load out for tinkaton in a very fun way

Im obsessed with tinkaton i needed a fairy type to train up and long story short her hammer looks bigger than the fucking clyesdale at picnics

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Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny

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😅😅😅😅 Xie Lian 🥵🥵🥵🥵

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Jason and Dick look so much alike during their Robin days that they get confused who was the Robin in certain photos, they literally can't tell each other apart and the fact they have been fighting almost the same lineup of rogues is even more confusing, so their experiences end up mixed up, a lot.

Jason: No, that was me, did ya' read my reports and is confusing them with the real thing ?

Dick: I'm one hundred percent sure that was me, maybe you're the one who is misremembering, you used to read my reports all the time !

Jason: So you're just gonna act like I'm fucking lying, I have 4k memory of that day, that was literally me get outta here with ur Pinocchio looking ass

Dick: You're the one remembering things wrong, I got seventeen years of career I know that was me!

The whole time, the Riddler was running low on funds and used the same strategy twice, hoping nobody would notice, Tim knows the truth – he has read both reports–, but he thinks it's funny to see them argue.

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Kiss /fengqing/ challenge

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dick!bats

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Would it have been interesting to see Thea join the Legneds team or not?

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Psst! Maybe doodle a Bruce and young Dick spotted by paparazzi!

Heartwarming! Bruce Wayne spotted walking with young ward Dick Grayson!

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Jada Pinkett Smith as Fish Mooney in GOTHAM (2014 - 2019) Season 1, Episode 1: PILOT

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I don't think that beloved airhead philanthropist Bruce Wayne should be Hot(TM) exactly, I think he has like a very symmetrical face and the kind of good teeth that only really rich people can have and his clothes are generally tasteful and well-tailored but like... his allure? the thing pulling in all the socialites and shit? it's that he's crazy and they can smell it on him.

like he's got the Haunted Past thing, obviously, everyone knows about that, and people who meet him for the first time as an adult are like, okay, surely all those glowing profiles were politely glossing over the fact that he's A Little Weird, right? you don't watch your parents get gunned down in front of you as a wee boy and not turn out a little weird. but he's all "oh, [full name of person he was just introduced to], of course! swell to meet you!" warm handshakes, firm pats on the back, can he get you a drink? almost TOO well adjusted.

but then you watch him through the evening and the weirdo cracks show, but only the weirdo cracks that Bruce Wayne (Batman) has deemed acceptable for Bruce Wayne (beloved airhead philanthropist). yes, he's drinking a shirley temple like a six year old. yep, he sure did bring his big-ass dog along to the party - although it must be noted that the dog is impeccably well-behaved, maybe even more so than Bruce. because, yeah, Bruce is also attempting to juggle some empty champagne glasses now - and, right on cue, he is apologizing profusely and offering to pay for the champagne glasses.

so he seems like a harmless goofball, maybe, but then there are these little tells - don't you remember those stories about him as a kid? he got caught practicing his spelunking up the downtown Wayne Enterprises building, all trussed up in climbing gear, and didn't seem to understand why that wasn't legal. and didn't he get caught at some underground fight club once? surely that can't be the same man currently eating a hamburger with a knife and fork? but there's something about him, the shadows beneath his eyes, the small scars that mar the edges of his face and hands, the way that gaggle of kids glide to and from him like small shadows - they seem to communicate with him through raised eyebrows and pursed lips alone.

if you try to ask him about any of it he only laughs and starts telling you a story that takes a sharp turn through art history and obscure foreign diners and 19th century medical textbooks, leaving you in the middle of a field with more questions and even fewer answers than you began with. Bruce will excuse himself before you can come fully out of your reverie and point out how lost he's gotten you, because he has to dash off and delightedly greet another guest, another one of his infinite acquaintances who never seem to get close enough to be friends.

he's weird. he's a weirdo.

and the people are into it.

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"dungeon meshi isn't horny" laios almost Died because he called too many orc women hot. don't forget his struggle

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ASMR putting robins into a jar and shaking them

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