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nate: here's our hitter, eliot spencer. he's the best of the best at combat and weaponry

nate: no one is better than him at disarming large numbers of enemies without going down

nate: he can identify weaponry by sound and organizations by fighting style, hair cut, and shoes

nate: we use him for honeypots

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I wanted to draw Scooby doo humanized with hippie vibes, and the whole gang as dogs,, maybe I draw them more(?? 👀✨

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when the ‘right in front of my salad’ meme was big people were just posting the full 15 minute porn clip where it happened on here. like it was just 14 and a half minutes of dudes fucking in a kitchen with the funny haha meme in the middle and it would just be reblogged for the joke and no one had an issue with it. I remember seeing it on big blogs and stuff and it was just circulated like any other joke but with gay porn padding. and thinking about that makes me so fucking sad. we used to have fun on this website

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Someone is feeling a bit insecure

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A very heated moment in bed

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I will always reblog this

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Jewish Dark Academia

tzitzit trailing behind from under an oversized jumper while walking across campus

chavrusas (just like, as a concept)

resisting the urge to write on shabbos

keeping tznuis with layers

using empty wine bottles as makeshift shabbos candlesticks (rashi my beloved)

an extensive theological and jewish philosophical library

patterned knitted kippot

tichels in general (sooo jealous)

walking to shul in a suit

payos tucked behind ears while bending over to read

lailailai-ing under one's breath in a library

differentiating between dairy and meat plates with ornate patterns on the rim

navigating by moonlight late on shabbos night

the meanings behind tagin

floorboards creaking when the amidah is started

instructional marginalia in siddurim with cracked spines

reading all throughout shabbos

the architecture of old shuls

turning the same book over and over, year after year

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For some reason whenever I think of Alastor's body in the bayou I think of Ophelia.

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being a writer is constantly google the definitions of words you already know the meanings of because your brain's always paranoid and telling you maybe you've been using them wrong your entire life

I can excuse misusing words in my daily life but my mlm slow-burn enemies to lovers smut has to be perfect

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I spent too long on this 😪

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yet another from the archives

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I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it

Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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Forgive me Daddy, I've been bad.