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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

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i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

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I know @tarukai788 is the best spouse ever because I told him I was planning on getting some french macarons on September 5th because that's Zayne's birthday and they're his favorite treat, and he goes "cuuuuuute."

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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

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*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

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Oops I was trying to find a picture of myself cosplaying John Egbertwith his Pogohammer and accidentally rediscovered my posts from 2012 when my dad kicked me out.

Sometimes I forget just how bad things were in the weeks leading up to it.

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I can't believe my ancient Homestuck fanart from 2011 is relevant again

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Toby fox is voicing who in what

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Steve Harvey is the only host of anything that I can appreciate

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God dammit, James

Y'all.

Y'all.

What the fuck.

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Oh no I got into Love and Deepspace and then I found horny one-shot fics of it on this site

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YOOOOOO???