zelda-pairings
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Zelda pairings
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zelda-pairings · 24 days ago
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magical girl transformation sequence where my whole body tturns to light and at the end of it my charred skeleton clatters to the ground with a xylophone noise
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zelda-pairings · 24 days ago
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Bad and naughty horses have to wear the Elmer's hat
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zelda-pairings · 25 days ago
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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything
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zelda-pairings · 25 days ago
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hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 
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zelda-pairings · 26 days ago
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zelda-pairings · 26 days ago
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zelda-pairings · 27 days ago
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When anyone says my cat’s name (Yoshi) her tail shoots straight up, I had to animate it because this adorable creature needs to be immortalized in ART.
(Also behold my first animation)
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zelda-pairings · 27 days ago
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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago
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zelda-pairings · 28 days ago
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zelda-pairings · 28 days ago
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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zelda-pairings · 29 days ago
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Settler of Numerous Disagreements
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zelda-pairings · 29 days ago
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more vampires with multigenerational adopted human offspring. they wake up, get the tykes ready for pre-school, beg their preteen not to get caught on their phone in class again (caught being the emphasis, they're a realist), venmo their college kid for "textbook money" (as if they don't teach all their kids how to pirate that shit), have a lunch meeting with their 49-year-old-realtor-kid to discuss the possibility of quietly buying another local warehouse that would absolutely not be used for tax evasion/illegal artifact storage purposes, then spend the afternoon in a bloodthirsty mahjong battle at their eldest kid's (82) snazzy new retirement community
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zelda-pairings · 30 days ago
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i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing
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its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)
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zelda-pairings · 1 month ago
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Dude has a death wish
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zelda-pairings · 1 month ago
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*contracts sudden infant death syndrome at age 25*
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zelda-pairings · 1 month ago
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Gosh I hate grind culture. My little sister just started medical school and all of her orientation leaders are like “you absolutely cannot have a life WHATsoever you WILL have to give up EVERYTHING besides this program say GOODBYE to your hobbies and relationships” and now she’s calling me feeling guilty for running and going to the grocery store and that’s just WRONG! And that is exactly what I was told starting law school as well, and rejecting that mentality was the best thing I ever did but it was so hard not to buy into. Anyway if any of you are in an intense academic program PLEASE take time to sleep and eat and exercise and maintain your relationships and keep up your hobbies! you are not a robot who exists solely to study and I promise that living a life and staying physically and mentally healthy is not going to make you fail
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zelda-pairings · 1 month ago
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