zeldahime
zeldahime
scandal-driven death spiral
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Zelda | Queer | Adult | Photo sideblog @sabistarphotos
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zeldahime · 12 hours ago
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Shawn Braley Illustration
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zeldahime · 12 hours ago
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I like the idea of a Vulcan character who constantly does very reckless things so her human crewmates think she's strange but then she always has a logical explanation she delivers with absolute confidence.
"No, it was perfectly logical for me to jump out of the shuttle at that time. I had a breathing apparatus, and I was certain I could seal the subspace rift by hand before the Romulans opened fire. This was the only solution that would result in zero casualties. I might have died, but giving up is illogical."
She's known as one of the most fearless members of the crew.
Other Vulcans try not to acknowledge her.
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zeldahime · 12 hours ago
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i love writing the yiga warriors tbh
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zeldahime · 13 hours ago
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I have had a really full and busy day today, but the highlight was:
So I'm sitting in the staff work area and one of my colleagues comes up to me. There's an open day this weekend, and so we need to plan an activity for the would-be students.
"Simple!" I say. "Let's get them to dissect some owl pellets. Hands on, fun, they get to play with skulls."
"Good idea!" she says. "But we'll need something even fancier for the open day in February. What can we do? Perhaps we can take some soil samples."
And as we're debating the photogenic merits of soil Vs dead mice...
Suddenly, a Dashing and Handsome Stranger (read: an autistic engineering lecturer) appears with a flourish (read: launches himself into a seat beside us while visibly and physically vibrating with excitement about his special interest being Useful) and asks "HELLO I'M SORRY DID YOU SAY SOIL BECAUSE I HAVE A RAMAN MICROSCOPE"
"Amazing!" declares my colleague. "...Who are you?"
"COME AND SEE IT!!!" he says, currently the human embodiment of the :D emoticon.
We went and saw it. It's an excellent microscope and his ten minute infodump about it was both spectacular and also extremely useful. We're going to use it to assess microplastics.
I have a new friend.
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zeldahime · 13 hours ago
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Hello! Would you like to annoy an asshole Republican U.S. House Representative? Because in addition to not allowing one of my relatives to unsubscribe from his little propaganda newsletters, he doesn't know how to lock down a survey:
Go ahead and vote! You don't need to submit an email address :)
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zeldahime · 22 hours ago
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zeldahime · 1 day ago
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when your wrestling partner gets distracted 🙄
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zeldahime · 1 day ago
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well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
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zeldahime · 1 day ago
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Sonya Sklaroff - Rainbow Flag, 2017
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zeldahime · 1 day ago
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Gold rings from Anglo-Saxon England, 8th-10th century AD
from The British Museum
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zeldahime · 1 day ago
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The best photo I took at Dashcon 2
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zeldahime · 1 day ago
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something to look forward to in s2: santos has taught whitaker basic tagalog swearing. white boy STUNS pittsburgh ER staff by saying fuck my life in PERFECT TAGALOG
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zeldahime · 1 day ago
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braiding hair with hairpin by 禾禾编发
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