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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd
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This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why
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Source:
Blue Period / Burū Piriodo / ブルーピリオド
by Tsubasa Yamaguchi
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X-MEN: THE ANIMATED SERIES ✣ X-MEN '97
Some things never change...
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The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.
> define 'balmy'
Balmy means "pleasantly warm."
Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.
Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!
> observe night
The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.
> resolve temperature discrepancy
You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.
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Sea turtle quilt!
The pieced/appliqued pattern is The Original Beach Crawl by Sweet Tea Girls.
All the quilting was my design, including the turtles visible on the back of the quilt and the starfish and sand dollars in the border. Free motion quilting is still my favorite part of this hobby, I love doodling with thread!
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