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Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

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Neurotoxin me mommy

Hey, y’all remember in P1 when GLaDOS’ Morality Core fell off and then she laughed and said “good news” and her whole tone of voice just switched and it was super chilling and a little gay and it absolutely fucking reverberated down your spine?

Good times.

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I want to be a brat to an Affini and act like I'm in charge and start bossing her around, stomping my foot and "hmphing" when I don't get my way, doing everything I can to provoke her, ESPECIALLY in front of others. I'll try to make it clear that I'M the one in charge. Then, one day, all the tallies that I've been earning will catch up to me, and she'll strip me naked, wrap her vines around me, gag me, and stimulate me all over, but use Class N to keep me from orgasming. She'll take me on a tour all over the ship, where I had been bragging and boasting about how I was in charge, and show everyone how little charge I actually have, attached to her chest in a mass of vines, glossy eyes rolled back in pleasure, a vine pumping xenodruggies down my throat and taking away my privileges of speech. When others ask if I'm enjoying it, and I desperately try to shake my head no, she'll open my legs and reveal my drooling, sobbing cunt and show them how much of a lie that is.

In the following days I'll try unsuccessfully to regain my dignity, as more and more people begin to see me as a pet and a play thing, instead of that bossy little brat I tried so hard to be.

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Based

Floret’s will take you to see the new stuffie her mistress got her and it’s a grown woman bound and gagged on her bed

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Once I'm elected all men will be forced to wear the armor in the second picture. So will everyone else but messaging is important

@styrlingelf

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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with

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I love how I get a notification that you posted and I never know if it's going to be god-tier snuff or... Snifin.

snifs u with my snorfer.

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@kittenadventurous as if you would ever ever think of disobedience

bored, mean girl college cheerleader giving a handjob to the loser geek virgin goonette in the private study room. cheerleader looking away, scrolling on their phone, talking a mile a minute about anything and everything but what they're doing.

"yeah, so i think I'm going to go with the pink top tonight. the one that i showed you earlier. you remember, right? i texted it to you this morning."

soft hands stroking her under the table to a steady rhythm. the geek covers her mouth with her hand and nods, thinking about the photo the cheerleader had sent. low cut top with a lacy black bra peeking through, the way it clung tightly to their waist.

"ugh, Taylor keeps asking me what I think about her new boyfriend. I could never understand dating someone like that; he's so boring."

she doesn't even remember who Taylor is. It seems like they're maybe friends? or fake friends? or former roommates? she holds in a gasping moan. the cheerleader's tits are bouncing a little from the jerking motion. it's making their top ride up, enough to just barely see the underwire of their bra.

"should I get the mauve or blush lip? nevermind, it's not like you'd know the difference."

she leans in a little to see. both colors look laughably similar. either one would look great on the cheerleader, though. the image of a trail of light pink kiss marks along the underside of her dick...she thrusts into the cheerleader's hand.

she's taller than them. she could probably overpower them if she tried hard enough. force them to their knees, hook her thumbs in their mouth and hold it open, just slide it in...get them to finally shut up for once. she's sure their throat feels much better than the stroker at home. but maybe that isn't enough.

the cheerleader's pencil skirt is one of those extra tight kinds, short enough that it could pass for a belt. the door to the study room is locked. students rarely come up to this floor.

she could probably tip the cheerleader's chair over, get them on the floor. pull up the skirt...move the thong to the side. always thongs. they may as well ditch underwear altogether at this point.

what a wonderful way to lose it. while they're kicking and thrashing, regretting every passive-aggressive, annoying, vapid thing they've ever said, while their mascara smears and their hair gets mussed by the cheap carpet. it has to be missionary. mating press. she would have to see their face. definitely would have to record it. maybe even post it online later.

the geek leans in even more, contemplating. she's already so close. if she put it in, she'd probably finish after only two or three thrusts.

"are you about to come?" asks the cheerleader, finally looking her way. "you wish you were inside me, don't you?"

she can't take it anymore. she lets out a strained groan. she comes. it gets on the cheerleader's thigh. they roll their eyes and reach in their purse for a napkin. their phone buzzes. it's Taylor.

"oh, my god, heyyy, girl! no i'm not busy, i'm just studying with my tutor...yeah..."

her chest heaves. she swallows, exhales, and then cleans herself up.

next time, she'll go through with it. ❂

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Affini: *Lifting me up*

Me: Haha mistress you're so strong

Goku, outside the hab window: how strong

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Counterpoint: body chemistry and shit only moves so fast, so you would more likely produce 3kg of spiders after 9 months of waiting!

I hope you have 3 million ideas for names ready to go.

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

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@krindenium you know exactly who this made me think of

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Daily dose of Fae bush <3

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lick clean

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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Oooooh myyyy goooooooodnesssss so cuuuute

jumping spiders and their babies

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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is