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this cunt

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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:p

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facebook marketplace listings within a 25 mile radius of you: One ugly rotten dog tooth. $470 NO LOWBALLS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

facebook marketplace listings in a city 8 and a half hours away: the ark of the covenant $15 OBO

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this fucking picture i accidentally took

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funny fella

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Such a pathetic creature

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we can still save ponyville

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went to the dentist today, they told me im gonna die in 3 hours

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Greatest character of all time

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Tetris Worlds

"Tetris is back." (Official US PlayStation Magazine #54, Mar. 2002)

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We are so bat

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aaaaaa ash from magma

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bring down justice

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tic toc by klea, released in 2001

animated by gunter grossholz