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What your favorite Lupin The Third Character says about you

When people make these they always just say nice things and traits of the character and it’s dumb so here’s me being right

Anyway my reputation for misogyny is legendary

Ok this largely depends on if you like edgy Jigen or goofy ah Jigen but

You desperately need to stop getting into arguments online, both in general and on whether Jigen is deep and emo or a silly guy

Gay Gay homosexual gay 🫵

You took one look at him and Lupin and said “Damn these bitches gay!” In a half joking way but the show itself proved you right in 10 seconds

Lol emo

Ok but actually seek psychiatric care

You either write porn about him in your head or you’re extremely asexual

There’s something weird going on with your gender but that’s kinda true if you watch this show in general

You’re too broke to get that next piercing don’t do it

You’re either as devastated about them whitewashing our boy as I am or you should be

Hey remember they whitewashed Goemon too you should be equally as mad about that

You head canon he speaks Spanish

Go to bed

He’s a nice man

Seek help brother

You play with jpegs like dolls

Beneath your eyes is a deep dark hole of information on this show’s lore

You also hate him so much and you want to see him die painfully <3

You want that twink OBLITERATED

You should really raise the price on your art it is so much better than you think it is

Some of you have only seen the first and it shows

“Brother,,,,, help me,,,,,,”

“Long live the king……”

Lol you thought I’m not letting you off that easy you’re deeply traumatized You’ve never felt safe in your life and the most inner hurt part of you desperately needed an adult to help you at a time in your life when you should’ve been worried about learning your times tables not whether you’d survive another day and one of the reasons you’re drawn to characters like this and collect fictional fathers is because you see a glowing smile and an infallible hero who could’ve saved you when you needed it the most

Or you’re Japanese native but like

Autism 👿

Woah dude are you like… autistic???

Stop looking at his tits

A small but significant subsection of you people are just racist and cannot be normal about Japan

If someone asked your thoughts on him you’d just be like :)))) the silly

You have way too many screenshots of him looking weird in the background

You def hate part 5 and twcfm

Whenever tms forgets he exists for a while you still watch it but you look like a wet kitten

You’re def short

You need to stop coping and accept it he looked fully insane in part 3 the hair is so so bad

You’re probably transmasc

I just wanna say I’m so sorry

She’s an ugly bitch there I said it

STROP BEING HORNY

You’re probably a girl

And definitely bi

Y’all probably know the least about the show as a whole

Good for you!! You actually touch grass

Or again you’re in the racist subgroup

The titles for each character confuse you but you only realized this one’s Fujiko because either I just said it or you saw the “stop being horny” and knew

You probably have insanely hot takes on the show

They did your girl dirty im so sorry

You’d die on the hill of whichever of her hair colors you think is best but at least you’re dead

I’m scared of you

Hey you should watch the first if you haven’t already

Zemigamna 🥺

You cry every time someone says Yata was boring and didn’t need to be in the show

Miyazaki studio gibli ass 🫵

Please you still have time left you can get out before you become obsessed you’re not in too deep yet RUN RUN SAVE YOURSEL

Or this show is all you have left and it’s infinitely too late for you no in between

Again probably a girl

You’re definitely not normal about fujiko either

You hate that one movie where he’s a dick with a burning passion and you would write 20 page essays on it

If you’re obsessed with him you probably have a chronic illness (same bestie) or major physical disability

Anyway if I fully clocked you let me know I think it’s funny to see you guys suffer

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Goemon Ishikawa very cool

I've been drawing this for a long time aaaaa

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Good morning! Some lovely artwork from the official Studio Ghibli account over on Twitter, celebrating the re-broadcast of 1979's The Castle of Cagliostro on NTV in Japan. These pieces are by Takeshi Honda, Toshiyuki Inoue, and Akihiko Yamashita.

🔗 https://twitter.com/JP_GHIBLI/status/1654259611451416577

(Thanks @danielzelter)!

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I find it kinda funny how in a lot of the Lupin III animes, a lot of times Zenigata is often times played up for a comedic effect. Or that other policemen that work with Zenigata never really take him seriously because he's always getting screwed over by Lupin and his gang. So much so that it makes you forget that Zenigata is literally the best of the best in the world of law enforcement.

Pops has arrested several hundreds of criminals within his career and has influenced and helped a lot of people with his kind actions. He's also a master at Judo and can wreck someone's shit pretty quickly with zero effort. Not to mention that he's the only one who's able to keep up with Lupin, as well as predict what his next moves are and is the only one who's managed to arrest him several times throughout the entire series.

Adding onto this, other criminals who aren't Lupin or his friends always fall to the Inspector's skills. Cuz he's so damn good at his job that they're not a challenge him at all in the long run. Basically Zenigata is the king and he rarely ever loses, if at all.

Unless it's Lupin.

Like it's so easy to forget that beneath the usual emotional, kind and goofy Zenigata we all know and love, is actually a god damn powerhouse of a man who's a literal unstoppable hurricane. He's the ICPO's best detective they've ever had in their ranks.

It's why Zenigata is the only one that Lupin pays attention to and takes seriously as a rival. Cuz like Zenigata, Lupin's the best of the best. He's the world's greatest thief, an unstoppable force that leaves carnage in his wake. He's left several policemen and detectives and inspectors in the dust because they couldn't pin him down nor keep up with him. Lupin's literally ruined people's careers in the law enforcement department just by outsmarting them.

And then there's Pops.

Pops, the only cop who was able to keep up and keep in step with Lupin and his moves. Pops who's the only detective whose ever given Lupin an actual challenge in his usual heists. Who's the only one besides Lupin's partners, Jigen, Goemon and Fujiko, that's still able to take Lupin by surprise outwit him when he least expects it.

They're both masters at their crafts, the top class in their respective areas and careers. No one else is able to match them when it really comes down to their skills, talents and assets.

No one except for each other.

Like dude it's interesting to think about it, like if one of them were to quit or go missing or die the other would be incomplete. Because at the end of the day, the reasons why their jobs are worth it and makes them so enjoyable, is because they have the other there to heighten up the excitement. A rival that makes the experience of heists and adventures worth while. If one of them wasn't there, then it wouldn't be worth it.

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If the girl would only believe, the thief would be capable of flying the skies, or even drinking the lake dry!

Right now, this is the best he can do. 

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Lupin zero was so good

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Good evening, Lupin III fandom

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Goemon is a fashion icon.

Creds to @dying-suffering-french-stalkers for the idea of the second tshirt.

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Joyride

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Comic! :O

Sooo! Goemon dressed in cute outfits!?

Lupin did it on purpose 👍

They’re gonna be farmers :]

(Sorry I was gone awhile)

[Also edit because I messed up on Jigen’s arm]

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I've been keeping a record of all the variations of different Lupin III songs, and my research has led me to discover this album named after the song with the coolest possible title. This album also has two completely original vocal tracks: "Crazy In Love" and "Golden Time", and HOLY HELL does the latter go so hard!

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The thing that’ll always get me about the Fujilup marriage and divorce is that Lupin was actually upset about it. Like they don’t show it explicitly, but the fact that Lupin is colder to Fujiko and less prone to falling over to her whims through that part, and the reconciliation through care just implies it enough that you know he was hurt. There’s so many reasons why- probably the embarrassment of being the first to leave is what Lupin would tell you, if prodded. But there’s no doubt in my mind that for a character all about flashy facade, disguises, trickery and back stabbing, that he’d only really be hurt enough to show it by something big. I’d like to imagine it was perhaps, a big act of vulnerability for him, a real chance to feel fully connected to someone, and it blew up in his face

Of course, I don’t think Fujiko is entirely at fault for that. There is the obvious that they both are self destructive thrill seekers who feast on the attention they get, who desire and long to be desired. But I also think old habits are hard to break. For Lupin, I feel like he could probably never entirely turn off the performance part of him, and while Fujiko, who was bored of married life and easily getting what she wanted, could probably also tell that it’s not all coming from a genuine place. After all, if someone is good at acting, when can you really tell if they’re saying they love you cause it’s true, or cause it’s part of their script?

I feel like that’s why it culminates in Lupin ‘ripping off his mask’- a performative action, yes, but one meant to show again, he’s being 100% honest with his feelings.