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superhero who used to work shitty customer service jobs and it shows, specifically in their interactions with The Public

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superhero who used to work shitty customer service jobs and it shows, specifically in their interactions with The Public

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let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

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let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

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being bisexual and academically interested in fashion is weird bc sometimes you'll see a person who is both attractive and well-dressed. which you think would make a fun combo! but actually it's a trick that sends my brain spiraling because what the heck parts am i supposed to be paying attention to

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haven't seen hadestown but my understanding of the plot is: Local woman visits parents, returns to find unsupervised husband has invented global warming

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"dark academia" just say postgrad depression

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love how frequently stuff that's considered quintessentially U.S.American is actually named after european cities. jeans and denim. hotdogs (frankfurters & weiners). mother fucking HAMBURGERS

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love how frequently stuff that's considered quintessentially U.S.American is actually named after european cities. jeans and denim. hotdogs (frankfurters & wieners). mother fucking HAMBURGERS

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being bisexual and academically interested in fashion is weird bc sometimes you'll see a person who is both attractive and well-dressed. which you think would make a fun combo! but actually it's a trick that sends my brain spiraling because what the heck parts am i supposed to be paying attention to

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big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

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*descends gently from the heavens on winged sandals i stole from hermes to hand you a single 3x5 index card containing a simple sentence of immeasurable power, written tidily in sharpie: ᴛɪɢᴇʀs ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ sᴋɪɴ *

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huh. so i just found out "Torment Nexus" was invented for that one specific meme. i genuinely thought it was from an Orson Scott Welles novel. my ignorance is an unending source of surprise and delight

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anyone have that video of a house full of roommates reacting to Destiel Becomes Canon Election Night 2020? where one of them responds by just sitting on the floor and taking off their shirt in despair? i think about it so often...

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google's useless. tumblr tell me something fun about cuttlefish idegafanymore

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Back when I was working at the factory (or really, "produce redistribution plant", but 'the factory' rolls off the tongue easier), there was only one female forklift operator in the whole plant. This story isn't about her, the point here is that it was a very male-dominated workplace.

Seeing them swoop by day in and day out, you got used to the forklifts, which were all more or less identical with each other save for some scrapes and bangs and signs of wear, except for one, which had a tiny, sparkling Hello Kitty -sticker on the side, scarcely larger than my thumb.

One night shift there were only two gatherers at work beside me, and only one forklift operator. On a particularly quiet moment of that particularly quiet night, the forklift driver and I were the only ones in the break room, and though we'd never really talked before, I remarked that he got the Hello Kitty one.

He, a sturdy man in his fifties, grinned in a way that made the ends of his moustache tilt up, made a pointed look around the obviously empty break room and leaned in towards me like men that age do when they've got a great and splendid secret to share.

He asked me, had I ever noticed that it was almost always him who is driving the Hello Kitty forklift? I had not, but that did not swing his glee about this to either direction. He nodded. That was his favourite forklift, it's the one that turns the smoothest, the one with the most even brakes and most comfortable seat. He had put the sticker on it, he had borrowed one from his granddaughter.

Ever since, even if he hadn't shown up to shift as the first guy on the job, his favourite was almost always still available. Like a magical, protective ward, the little sparkly sticker kept the other men away from his favourite machine.

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my relationship with gender? we're divorced