Did you seriously just call him Mister Little Cal because I think you did.
hehe~ hi!
who’er-
wait!
i know you!
your jake right?
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I will ruin you.
Goddamn dirk you are influencing me in too many ways to even scribble on paper i hardly know how to sleep anymore.
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WOULDNT 1T HURT TO H4V3 4 T1G3R TH3R3?
I think that's the point.
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1 4M SO CONFUS3D
One of my friends thinks my boyfriend would be a tiger in the sack.
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wait i mnae no that was a trap wasnt it
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yes try agan jeessus
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JFC did u hav to word it like that????
Oh, was my phrasing a problem? Do you want me to try again?
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gallowcalibrator replied to your post: gallowcalibrator replied to your post: thoughts on...
NOOS3S 4R3 TH3 B3ST >:]
I'll keep that in mind for the future.
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I actually laughed.
thatd be unlikely but sure whatever tickles your fancy i guess
like honestly what could you actually do that would hurt me
hypothetically speaking
like you have some fancy muggle contraptions that could pierce my soul or pull out my brains
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gallowcalibrator replied to your post: thoughts on bondage
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I'm willing to wager you have many thoughts as well. Let us envisage this interesting subject together.
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thoughts on bondage
Many.
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how do you feel about crossdressing?
It's never been my kink but I'm starting to come around. There might be a guy I'd like to see trip around in heels, straining helplessly on his toes.
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Do you find any girls attractive?
Sure, but I'm not attracted to any.
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Jake, you should reblog this.
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golgothastits replied to your post: golgothastits replied to your post: Oh dear is…
Goodness gracious dont capslock at me. All i meant was you need to be less easily ruffled by this. Take it as the joke it is and all that.
Yes i know it was merely for show to see if altering the size and intensity of my letters would provide those askers with a reason to quit flipping their jaws about heels and leggings and whatnot!
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