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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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haunted

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Okay so this is my favourite meme template.., ever.

Thus! I decided to make a bunch of psych ones for pride month (well actually just for myself but I’m gay so potato potato)

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Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide

…concocted by me, via:

Canon Definitions

Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)

Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms

Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together

Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)

So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.

Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better. 

At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.

So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.

So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

(PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU LIKE IT SO THAT MORE FANS CAN SEE IT!)

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Were you always this angry?

Optimus version: X

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The sadness suits you.

Megatron version: X

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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homophobic mfs will tell you transformers only became queer recently hun did you actually WATCH g1???

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theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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kitten she won't sugarcoat it mommy is about to start hurting people

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These poor bastards </3

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