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reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

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buff hermits 💢

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going down the stairs of hell

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SEVERANCE (2022 - )

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That's the trouble with living on the beach

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.

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please those two guys kissing as soon as the camera panned on them during the habemus papam celebration...

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everybody stop the party. go write f/f fanfiction and post it to ao3

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Etho: I've been in a tornado, an earthquake, and a hurricane.

Scar: Oh, wow. Wait, you've got the whole-

Etho: Yep, I got, I got a big package

A moment of silence as everyone registers what Etho just said, then Scar, Impulse, and Etho start laughing

Etho, laughing while panicking: [mumbles something] No no, not like that. Oh my goodness

Impulse: Oh, Etho. Oh, that's a horn

Scar still silently dying of laughter

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fuck me.

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Was just reading that 89% of Ghost's album sales for Skeleta were physical copies. That's incredible. They also set the hard rock record for vinyl sales going back to 1991.

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I am begging people who still say “Manifest Destiny” for any reason to understand that it means, very literally and without exaggeration, “White Power”

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they're replacing the communion wine and wafers w malort and deep dish pizza