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the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

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hermitcraft if it was WOKE

goodtimeswithPRONOUN

TRANSgoTek

geminiGAY

mumBI

GIRLan

skizzleWOMAN

cleo

BdoubleWOKE

smallishBEANS

pearlescentMAN

keralASS

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dads really be like don't be a faggot now here listen to Queen

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“Are you… an elf?” Gem prompts, not bothering to hide her curiosity.

Grian’s head snaps up to stare at his teammate. It’s been about an hour since they started the new game. Time’s still twisting and settling, impatient, but frozen for the moment. Grian almost doesn’t remember what she means.

He reaches up, somewhat self-conscious, and puts a hand on the tips of his ears. Pointed and long. It’s been a long time since he’s occupied this form.

“Maybe,” he says defensively. “Why?”

“Maybe?” she repeats, voice cracking slightly. “What do you mean, maybe? Shouldn’t you know what you are?”

“No,” Grian replies nonchalantly. “I stole this body. From a hero, if you must know.”

“What?”

He forgets how young she is sometimes. Not much younger than him, but still. Young enough. He sighs dramatically.

“Things are more malleable in beta,” he explains, tugging on his long ears. “It was pretty common for people to copy the forms of heroes. Y’know, legends. People we thought were cool. Before we really settled on being ourselves.”

Gem tilts her head, scrutinizing his look. Despite the answer he gave Gem, he does actually know he’s not an elf. He knows the ancient race he studied. He knows their deities and abilities. He knows the fate of the hero he chose. But it’d probably confuse her further, so he leaves it at that.

“Huh,” she says. “And Pearl…?”

“That one’s all her,” Grian snorts. “She’s quite proud of the simpler look.”

“I think it’s nice,” Gem says carefully, surreptitiously glancing around to make sure Pearl’s not in earshot. “What’s up with Joel?”

Grian barks a laugh. “Trust me, you don’t want to know.”

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hot tub teleport

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Can you lock the fuck in

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damn i wish u guys could read this fic i haven't written and this fic i haven't finished writing and this fic i'm putting off outlining and this fic i outlined but haven't started and this fic i'll never write and this other fic i haven't written and this fic that exists only in vague impressions in my head that fall apart every time i try to commit them to the page and th

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in another universe i’m in a yaoi/yuri situationship in minecraft and people are diagnosing my cubito with sooooo many disorders

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I usually default to the Herobrine one but occasionally I claim that my sister was a bear and we used to fight a lot.

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Apparently the silksong subreddit has started doing human "sacrifices", where they ritually elect someone to be banned, in order to guarantee the timely release of the game. somehow this isn't even surprising

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Butches 💕

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