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Some of these are really stretching the definition of "grammatically correct English"...

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dear fbi agent. me suddenly laughing maniacally and having disney villains manneurisms is not out of insanity, i just figured out the math problem

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now if you were suddenly isekai'd to chainsaw man pt 2 what would you do

Now would probably be a good time to admit I haven't watched part 1...

Bweh...

Not another shonen...

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Hello Eva Tsunaka I love you

Thank you for having the courage to come off of anon, but still. Please reconsider.

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I'm already dead. You have no power over me.

i have to go to france tomorrow save me eva tsunaka 💔 i don't want to eat frogs and speak funny and complain about everything

Take me with you. I hate this country.

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I love youuuuuu

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i have to go to france tomorrow save me eva tsunaka 💔 i don't want to eat frogs and speak funny and complain about everything

Take me with you. I hate this country.

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hi bestie! [gives you all of the ikea plushies]

Bweh...

Thank you... I just hope they don't get eaten this time.

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WAIT HOW COULD I FORGET THE BEST PART OF THE SONG. Da flog 'ne Riesenkrähe her, so schwarz wie Teer auf Straßen, das schreckte uns're Helden so, dass sie den Streit vergaßen 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

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Me für reelen.

(I cannot speak German.)

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I hate the Howling Warrior so, so much.

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Go, my disciples...

Who's ready for Eva August??!!

QnA:

What's Eva August?

A month-long event (that I made up on a whim) to celebrate our beloved crow girl Eva Tsunaka!!!

How do I participate?

Simply post about Eva Tsunaka during the wonderful month of August using the tag "#Tsunakaugust 2025". Submissions that don't follow any of the prompts are allowed! I made the list for fun, in case anyone wanted some ideas to jumpstart their evappreciation

What kinds of submissions are allowed?

Anything that could reasonably (or unreasonably) be considered a form of art or media. Eva writing, Eva drawings, Eva edits, Eva playlists, Eva cosplays, Eva shrines. Go wherever your heart takes you. There are no rules

Would you recommend filling every prompt on the list?

Nooo. I'd be genuinely surprised if anyone was able to do this. You may participate in as many or as few days as you'd like

Are you affiliated with the Project: Eden's Garden staff in any way?

No, I'm just crazy about Eva. She's... my evarything <3

Who are you, then?

You can follow my regular fandom blog @sexycornenthusiast !

Can I spread the word to other platforms?

Yes, but I'm not on any of them and will only see Eva content that's posted to either Tumblr or AO3. Please let me see Eva 🥺

Why are there only 28 days?

budget cuts /j

(i wanted the prompts to look good on a calendar but then i didn't put them on a calendar. many such cases)

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Every day, this blog feels more and more like a repository for these images...

Soon, my consciousness will be subsumed.

And all I'll be able to say is...

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I continue to marvel at the sheer number and variety of these.

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NOOO DON'T KILL THE WEIHNACHTSMAUS!!! it's just here to be jolly and give presents to other mice :(

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After what I've just played through in Zetaglyph, I am immediately suspicious of anything to do with the jolly season.

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[gives you a nintendo switch 2 with all the games on it] i stole this one :3

I appreciate the donation. Now, to complete the new chapters of Zetaglyph...

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I wasn't expecting Vocaloid. The most pleasant surprise yet.

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Wait, tweaking means you're on drugs?? I thought it meant you're, like, crashing out but in a panicky way!

That was the original meaning of the word: "to abuse amphetamines". So, frequent abusers of the drug were called "tweakers".

It then, presumably, mutated into "to act so panicked and erratic that someone would think you are abusing amphetamines", which entered the contemporary vernacular as a word for panicked confusion.