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i qot a fuckton of football sticker packs i have Zero Interest in... do i open them anyway or give them to the guys in my class for Imaginary Frenship Points™

-🫧⛲

I don't know the first thing about football, American or otherwise.

If you think someone would like the packs, it's... probably better to give them to someone who will actually use them. If you keep enough random trinkets you'll never use, it'll eventually become a hoard.

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If you could make yourself a team of 6 Pokemon what 6 would you choose?

I get asked this question sometimes, and luckily, I already have an answer prepared from January.

Vikavolt

Sneasler

Hatterene

Hisuian Arcanine

Garchomp

Corviknight

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I was watching “Cassidy and Friends play Hundred Line LIVE” from Mahimeghan archive and don’t really like how they reacted to it tbh. :/

How so?

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There was period blood on the walls of the bathroom in my school. Get me out of this place.

All humans are animals, but some humans are more animal than others. Get the best grades you can in the most challenging classes you can, make sure your extracurriculars are enough, and you can escape.

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My cock is much bigger than yours

My cock can walk right through the door

With a feeling so pure

It's got you screaming back for

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar

My shit stinks much better than yours

My shit stinks right down to the floor

With a feeling so pure

It's got you coming back for

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar

Can't you see that I love my cock?

Can't you see that you love my cock?

Can't you see that we love my cock?

We're the regulators that deregulate

We're the animators that de-animate

We're the propagators of all genocide

Burning through the world's resources, then we turn and hide

We're cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar

We're the regulators that deregulate

We're the animators that de-animate

We're cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar

My cock is much bigger than yours

My cock can walk right through the door

With a feeling so pure

It's got you screaming back for more

-sarhingao

Bweh...

It's one thing to dare someone to post the full lyrics of a song, but then they actually go and do it...

And now I'm left wondering one simple question:

"How do you know?"

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That Eito comment was unintentionally a veiled statement since you both ar-[INFORMATION REDACTED.]

I'm aware of the similarities, despite [DATA EXPUNGED] and [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS].

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It's called literature.

Kaisk of Amonteago by Eva Allen Poe

H-huh…?

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Quoth the mathlete, "nevermore".

Kaisk of Amonteago by Eva Allen Poe

H-huh…?

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FYI: I know Tumblr likes to do the impossible and create blogs for fictional characters. If he has one, I hope he finds his way here.

you and eito might get along. book nerds who have social problems

It's worth considering. We have more similarities than differences.

He may be a fictional character, but I think we might have interesting conversations if we were to meet.

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you and eito might get along. book nerds who have social problems

It's worth considering. We have more similarities than differences.

He may be a fictional character, but I think we might have interesting conversations if we were to meet.

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I take it you're not affiliated with Bolson Construction, or its much more infuriating sequel, Hudson Construction?

Jeanson DeLamer

I’m afraid I’m not calling my son that.

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Not to sound like that infuriating Amemiya girl, but I do wonder how the students of "Last Defense Academy" would perform in our shoes.

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Technically, I can't pay taxes... Blame the other certainty in life: death.

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There are 100 of you. There is one gorilla in the centre of an arena. Do you think you could win?

Without a doubt. The only issue becomes which of my other selves will join me in the great beyond.

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I COMPLETED DUKE OF ED!!!! FINALLY!!!! IM NEVER GOING EVER AGAIN

Congratulations. I knew you could do it.

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look at this big fucking cookie i baked [*holding a plate with a 15 inch diameter chocolate chip cookie on it*]

You make me yearn for the days when I could still eat. There's barely any food when you're dead.

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would you like the entire zyztem of a down cigaro lyricz in your inbox. for no reason whatzoeva

-sarhingao

Go for it.