zerosiks
zerosiks
The Epic of Shpooplebjorn
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I might be just a lottle bit crazy. You know you love it though, like you love kissing the morning dew off of the ass of a sweet babe. Yeah, slurpees are cool.
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zerosiks · 7 years ago
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The dopest thing I'll read all decade
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The Order of the Last Prayer is the largest and oldest of all the knights orders of Hushabye Valley - their ranks constantly refilled by people who’s lost nearly everything and willing to give what’s left to make a difference.
With a single, tall, towering silver bell at the heart of the Chiming Mountains, the order has dug their keep through endless tunnels and chambers all-through its rocky body. Like its name suggests - kept alive by the anvils of the blacksmith’s guild - the entire mountain rings by the vibrations of the bell, keeping the threats of the mist far away and exposes any changeling inside as they slowly go insane from the agony of the unending chiming silver echoes.
With their names written down in the Book of Prayers - as psalms to the needs of the ailing world - they live selflessly for one another until the day they die in battle.
  To be truly selfless, for ones virtues to be pure, a knight of the Last Prayer is ready to have their existence erased once he or she has fulfilled their duty in death. Only their mark on the betterment of the world shall remain - their names forever struck from the Book of Prayers and their memory forgotten by their peers. For there is no honor in death, no pride in effort, no sacrifice in vain. Many who join the order find this promised release of the world a blessing.
While not out on crusades, each knight is a member of a trade guild. Everyone has to work and provide for the order in equal value as the guilds caucus chambers constantly bustle with life as things are kept organized and balanced for everyone’s needs. The bonds within each guild grow very strong, close to that of family.
Considered dangerously fervent in their aggressive attacks on the mist, the people of the valley are quite wary of their presence. The gloomy air about them tend to lower the spirit of any village they visit or pass by during their culling marches to a noticeable degree. They are paranoid and forgive no changeling or witch or the use of any mist knowledge - such as blue fire or marble shards.
One peculiar thing about the order is the sizeable proportion of giants. Though few manage to grow to the stature of the giants of the order of the Three Crowns and most carry debilitating mental conditions. One could guess it’s a growth stunting result of the claustrophobic mountain tunnels and the “curse of the blue blood” making them poor subjects for the selfless culture of the order of the Last Prayer. Despite this, no one can explain their prevalence, as giants in the wild are rare as they are and the royal giants behind the walls of Kamar keep to their own.
Though there are no heroes from this order, due to the nature of their culture, the most revered knight in Hushabye Valley’s history is, ironically, one from the order of the Last Prayer.
   100 years ago, after breaching the gates of Castle Hushabye in a non-sanctioned attack and slaying the last Great Horror residing within at the expense of her own life - ending the War of the Great Horrors - her remaining close friends at the blacksmith’s guild refused to let her name be forgotten.
  They left the order and founded their own in reverence of their dear lost friend and her heroic deed - forming the order of Sancta Klarabella.
Her name has come to be used by the people of the valley as an expression of hope.
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zerosiks · 8 years ago
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Pernille Ørum  -  Pernille Ørum-Nielsen  -  https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pernilleoe/blush-the-art-of-pernille-rum?lang=es  -  https://www.instagram.com/pernilleoerum  -  http://drawings.pernilleoe.dk  -  https://www.etsy.com/shop/PernillesShop  -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCiZ47Z9Uvo  -  https://twitter.com/pernilleoe?lang=es
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zerosiks · 8 years ago
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Monster Hunter Nargacuga cosplay by n_h_molding
Dual blades by: wwwwwwww8
Photo by: zweit01
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zerosiks · 8 years ago
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I know I know - I have been dead and long buried with all my things. School life is a pain in the ass at the moment and I am trying to post more. I shouldn’t promise to post stuff when literal hell is on the horizon. Anyways, Heres the edited verison for my Design Fundamentals 2. The Poster is going to change to be more fuller with the background cause it going to be blown up to 24 x 32″
Anyways - More stuff to come. I am trying to get more of my helmet project up but I am human and I fuck up aloooooooooooooooooooooooooot so PLEASE and thanks for baring with me. 
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zerosiks · 8 years ago
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Ariduka55  -  http://ariduka.deviantart.com  -  https://twitter.com/13033303  -  http://ariduka55.tumblr.com
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zerosiks · 8 years ago
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Peter Mohrbacher  -   http://www.vandalhigh.com  -  https://www.facebook.com/mohrbacherart  -  http://bugmeyer.tumblr.com  -  https://www.artstation.com/artist/bugmeyer  -  https://www.behance.net/bugmeyer  -  https://twitter.com/bugmeyer?lang=es  -  https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/petemohrbacher  -  https://www.linkedin.com/in/bugmeyer  -  https://www.patreon.com/angelarium?ty=h  -  http://www.angelarium.net  -  https://www.instagram.com/bugmeyer  -  https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1680814846/angelarium-book-of-emanations  -  https://www.youtube.com/user/Bugmeyer
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zerosiks · 8 years ago
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Triple Scoop Sucrosian Beast: Sof Serverus
BATTLE THEME
I’ve been keeping this one tight-lipped for a while, but I felt compelled to share it and let it be known before @shenanimation​ beats me to another pun-punch.
In Knick’s world, there’s sugarmancy - the art of creating confectionery treats with sugar-based magic - and then there’s dark chocomancy, which dabbles in the forbidden art forms of sugarmancy, using dark chocolate. One of the primary forms of dark chocomancy deals with summoning beasts of intense flavor and power to wreak destruction on the wielder’s enemies, known as the Sucrosian Beasts.
Sof Serverus summons forth the elemental powers of Strawberry, Vanilla, and Pistachio to rain heavy firepower on his victims. The cherries grown from its forhead cause hallucinations, making the affected see everything around them as edible treats – even their friends.
This little puppy is already planned to appear somewhere in the Knick series.
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zerosiks · 8 years ago
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Adorable
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Maria Notte Concept Design
Maria Notte the news reporter and and how FP2’s bats handle their life with realistic wings.
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zerosiks · 8 years ago
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bunch of stuff i drew on stream
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zerosiks · 8 years ago
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bunch of gay nep doodles for stress relief.
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zerosiks · 9 years ago
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Some doodles :3
Bonus: 
LET’S GET P I Z Z A 
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zerosiks · 9 years ago
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I can't not
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champloo
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zerosiks · 9 years ago
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Knowing someone has tried to die is the scariest thing in the world. Especially knowing that you're involved in the outcome.
When I was much younger my sister tried to kill herself through overdose, and even though she changed her mind she was still too scared to say something to her father. Had I not been there, my sister may very well not have survived the night. Even so, the idea that it even happens completely changes your view of those around you.
You aren't alone, someone cares for everyone. Whether you're trying to save someone, or someone who needs saving, as long as you look you can find a shoulder to lean on.
I need to talk about this.
I’ve talked more readers out of suicide than I care to talk about. I don’t really talk about it with anyone. In fact this may be the first time I’ve ever said anything about it. I’ve made myself available in practically every way you can. It’s so easy to message me. I respond as often as I can. I guess maybe it’s just mathematically assured that if you avail yourself like that eventually you’re going to be someone’s last hope; the one they reach out to when they don’t know what to do anymore. I’m not trained in any way for this. I play it by ear and muddle through as best I can. It seems really sad that I should ever be someone’s last resort though. Sometimes we hide our pain so well the people closest to us can’t see it. Sometimes they ignore it willfully. I know there are readers I wasn’t able to help. Accounts on my followers lists that just stopped posting after they reached out. I can’t force people to get the help they need. I just try to convinced them that it’s okay to ask for it. But I know I’ve failed at least once. It is very hard to reconcile that sometimes. You guys aren’t abstractions to me. When you connect with me I’m aware in a very real way that you ARE. It makes my head swim sometimes. I can understand how the pressure of being really famous in some way. People know you and you can only know a part of them; this tiny speck of everything they are. If you aren’t a monster you want to help them, but no one person can be the salvation for hundreds of others, let alone millions. But I would if I could. Strangely enough I only know of one celebrity that’s ever talked about this: Eminem. He has a song that’s a one sided conversation with a fan that he responds to after it’s too late. I’m not trying to compare myself to him as far as popularity is concerned. But I’ve always thought the fact that he sat down and thought it all out spoke to the true nature of his character. I really wish I could talk about this with other comic creators. I can’t be the only one who’s gone though this right?
Guys, seriously, if you ever feel like you’re too depressed to go on please reach out to someone. Even if that someone has to be a person as ill prepared as me. I don’t want to have more silent accounts following me than I already do.
I really need to know if other creators go through this, so I’m taking this blog post and setting it adrift on tumblr like a message in a bottle.  Just message me with a story, or reblog, or whatever.  I just really need to hear what other people do in these situations.  You don’t need to draw comic, it can be anything, writing, music, just whatever you do that makes people reach out to you when they’re at their lowest point.  For some reason I really need to know that I’m not the only person who goes through this with people. 
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zerosiks · 10 years ago
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イカタコ2 | 村上 ヒサシ [pixiv] http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49633106
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zerosiks · 10 years ago
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This Vine gives me life
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zerosiks · 10 years ago
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zerosiks · 10 years ago
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Maroon 5 did a cover of “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and it is the most seductive children’s song I have ever heard.
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