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Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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#how does she manage to look like a lil puppy while talking about how hard her nipples are #she’s an actual disney princess #look at those eyes

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Haaa!!! I love them all !!!!! - My Art

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Tag yourself, I’m Obi Wan

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FUCKING PREACH

hearing people like Richard Lewis talk about Life’s matchfixing allegations makes me so fucking angry like you have zero respect for any of the players or literally anyone in the sc community but people just jump on his dick because he’s “willing to say what needs to be said” like no fuck you

man fuck RL and thorin you guys are fucking assholes who don’t give a shit about anything except your own skin and are willing to tear other people/groups down in order to make your own points be interesting

y’all fucking disgust me

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Star Wars names according to my autocorrect…

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sei!! sei!!

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Koujaku x Aoba ((Kiss!!))

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They say everyone’s born a hero. But if you let it, life will push you over the line until you’re the villain. Problem is, you don’t always know that you’ve crossed that line. Maybe it’s enough that the world thinks I’m a hero.

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Saw this at a wedding I served, thought you guys might like it

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child: daddy!!!

me: don't say that

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