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Hey everyone! I just wanted to share that I wrote a book about kitsunes. It's sci-fi fantasy. Check it out! The site is completely free!

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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

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*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

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i wonder if my cat would get jealous if she knew how many other cats i reblogged

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Can y'all do me a favour and report @xoxoxdesirex for being AN ACTUAL FUCKING PEDO????

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me:

*literally doing nothing or just walking or drinking tea*

my brain out of a sudden:

*adjusts microphone*

*breathes in*

kill yourself bitch

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u ever just be chilling in a good mood when suddenly one (1) minor inconvenience occurs and u feel ur whole demeanor go kerplunk

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*puts on cool socks* Ok ready to go

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Don’t Be That Guy.

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me chillin with unbearable dysphoria waiting until i can surgically remove the Hell Sacks from my chest:

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🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈AYO AYO AYO🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

IT’S JUNE FIRST Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈PRIDE🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈MONTH🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

SO TO ALL MY LGBT+ POC

ALL MY NB WHO USE GENDERED PRONOUNS

ALL MY TRANS BBYS

ALL MY FAT LGBT+ KIDS

ALL MY WLW LOVES

AND ALL OF US WHO ARE IN THE “+” OF LGBT

IT’S OUR MONTH

IT’S OUR TIME

LOVE YOURSELVES

YOU DON’T HAVE TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR WHO YOU ARE

JUST DO YOU

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER 

NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE ELSE MAY SAY

YOU ARE  💜💙💚💛🧡❤VALID❤🧡💛💚💙💜

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i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist