I'm what happens when a manic pixie dream girl hits 50. Pronouns: Her Majesty/She Who Must Be Obeyed
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"
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GONCHAROV? In MY vagina?


i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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