call me Zesty.she/her. Over 30. USA. The cat's name is June.
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Striking back has never been an option in my life. So, what happened that day? Where on earth did I find the courage?
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stop… making… her… a… MOM FIGURE !!! *my psychic powers throw everything across the room*
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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Please don't ignore me, donate to me, I need to rebuild the tent before winter, because it is worn out from the summer sun, and my father needs care, and he also suffers from malnutrition and the costs are high, please help me and donate 🙏🏻🙏🏻😭💔
https://gofund.me/deafbfa1
sent something for you! I hope you stay safe! 💝
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I have interpreted dumpling extremely liberally and I have no doubt missed many. Please feel free to make us all hungry!
#empanadas can do everything#hearty ropa vieja or succulent nopales or gooey satisfying beans and cheese#big platter to share at a party or two in a wax paper bag for breakfast on busy days#crispy chewy shells and tender chunks of pork slow simmered in tomatillos and spices until it makes a thick glossy stew
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The UFO Hunter She Was Interested In Wasn't Even UFO Hunter At All!
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Dandadan || Seiko Ayase Episode 3
#54 year old fictional weird lady captures heart of incredibly predictable lesbian#sky is blue water is wet more at 11#dandadan
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#my mom has this cookbook#it really wants you to use a microwave as a regular oven to bake a cake#there's a reason why that idea is relegated to the late night desperate mug cake of teens and college students
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yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex
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update: i have been overcome with madness and am now painting a nude hag
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just rememvered that guy on tiktok whos been spraying his hands with dog medicine to make them hard as fuck and how the last time i saw him he was capable of sanding soft wood down with the palm of his hand
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