none of this would have happened under the Babadook Presidency
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I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
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it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse
bricks are domesticated rocks
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oh my god
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Tag yourself. (via EtanHeytan)
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*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly
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The Banana duck, native to Haiti and Venezuela, is appeeling for its bright yellow skin and long bill.
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It’s my birthday mother fucker
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Making your dog pick up your shit for a change
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
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jfc
john fucking cena
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