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max: teary thank you to the team, winning his wdc, etc
charles: AND FUCK THAT GUY—
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Alex: Let's play fuck, marry, kill...
Max: Okay. Fucked Charles. Married Charles. Will kill Charles if he doesn't stop calling me his ex boyfriend instead of his husband
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*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way
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Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:
They just found out what tariffs are
They just found out what denaturalization is
They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist
Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)
Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)
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Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.
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The truth is that the ideal brocedes fanfic does not feature them as the main pairing. Instead, much like reality, they haunt the background of the narrative with the fear that the main pairing may very well become like them in time.
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It’s not a thing or anything. Not really.

Charles hasn’t called. Hasn’t texted. Hasn’t reached out. Hasn’t shown any sign of interest, any sign of life since they went separate ways post press con.
Not that he’s waiting for it.
It’s not a thing, after all.


10:35 by @unlapped, Austin winners room AU
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his whoreish tendencies and huge nose have captivated me
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Like lowkey though🙂↕️
controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute
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I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself
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Hold up
charles is not out of championship contention until penalties are distributed btw. keep the faith.
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