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"Don't let your dreams be dreams" - Zeus 2019

An original quote from me. You'll never find such words of wisdom anywhere else.

(art by Tauriie on artfight)

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Me reading everyone's posts about summer while being a fish that lives 2000 feet underwater.

Me reading everyone’s posts about summer while I’m still in school taking finals:

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The sea is too straight for my liking. That is why I grew legs and left.

meirl

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Sea water < Bath Water < Sustainable Gamer Girl Bath Water 💦

That's going on the Christmas list

Mass produced gamer girl bath water

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I'm superior bc I'm a blobfish. Checkmate apes.

I amm superior bc i dont have sex and never thinking about sex like u degenerates.

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Thicc

hmmm

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Almost as beautiful as me....almost.....

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Normal fish things, I can assure you.

your coffee

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I get uncomfortably self-conscious when I try to draw myself but this fishsona (¿?) is working for me!

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Lobster Reconnaissance

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I hired a sea cucumber as my personal body guard. Everyone laughed, said I was insane. He slaughtered an entire shoal of hostile squid.

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Your sister has good taste in words.

apparently ‘blobfish’ is my sister’s new favourite word

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Stop stealing my comrades you heartless mammals.

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Initial formation of the blobfish army, 1991 (colorized)

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Blob fish

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Cube blob fish ay 🤔

I am working on a custom order for a cube shaped blobfish! I think I like how it turned out. He just needs a tail :)