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when a man turns 25 he either becomes a fake wizard or a loser liege lord
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crawling back to tumblr dot com just to say that the mug i snacked in the office today is a succession waystar royco mug and ive been smiling about how great of a mug that is all day
#myposts#honestly i miss hanging out w the people in my phone on here but i feel a lot better mentally not being online 24/7#its so annoying there is like a billion dumb thoughts i have a day and every time im fuming bc i dont want to open tumblr to post it#but alas#succession mug broke me i needed to tell someone about the succession office mug
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I genuinely think I need to get off social media it's making me so fucking depressed at all times lmao. let's see how long I hold out but right now I really can't think about global news anymore I have panic attacks on the daily lol
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shooter better have been some white republican who did it for economic reasons or smth bc otherwise.
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I'm so envious of the other me that is posting crab rave right now in an alternate timeline
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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
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barron was trying to get reincarnated as a lotus flower
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shot at during the dashcon 10th year anniversary no less
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ok but fr why is trump coming to my town to speak directly outside where i work. ur literally in the farmland area of town
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I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it
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so shelley duvall can die but not that fucking guy
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sometimes when I really like a piece of media that almost nobody else has seen I start to make up a shitty fandom and discourse in my head. I have full conversations with myself in the roles of unwell tumblr users trying to doxx each other over a slightly controversial ship
#im imagining this for our pen and paper campaign constantly#like i think i know exactly how the shipping discourse would go#and by that i mean people would ship any of the 3 attractive-ish male characters with each other and there would be beef about which 2#of them should date#and like there's a small argument to be made for all 3 couples and also a lot of reasons against them#which allow people to call the other ships problematic#and then the later parts of the story happen and like. all 3 have some level of romantic involvement with new characters#and like people would be so pissed because they felt lead on or whatever and that its so boring that 2 of the characters are straight#while everyone is completely ignoring that there is a lesbian too lmao#also i can just SEE shit like 'clearly this ship is abusive and not endgame. they're gonna break up'#no they wont this is toxic codependency ONLY
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