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my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina

in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag

but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:

“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????

“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language 

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ohhh jacob geller we're really in it now

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im slowly developing a really severe case of lactose intolerance. most tragic fate that can befall a white person

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the way people will genuinely listen to people that are very obviously experiencing psychosis because they're well spoken and eloquent enough about what they're saying because 1. psychotic ppl are so caricaturized and 2. for some reason people nowadays will believe like Anything if you use enough Certain Words

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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Just got an actual ad on YouTube from Israel telling me that bombing Iran is important and necessary. If you see ads like that, don't just skip them, press the little (i) on the bottom and report them for like. Hate speech or really anything

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can i just say it. taylor swifts whole face tattoos and "you wouldnt survive a minute in the asylum that they raised me in" stuff is like. 2015 era melanie martinez stuff but with even less drip and even more inauthentic

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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fenris would be a hawkeling’s favourite babysitter because he has no memories of how to deal with children except subconscious ones of being a kid who would do absolutely anything for his sister. wrapped around their little finger in under five minutes

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DISGUSTING combo

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RTGame played the most terrifying game of Balatro that I think I've ever seen. I'm afraid to leave my house now.

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i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before