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i hope he does

Derek Stiles be the type of guy to breathe air like if you agree

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The whole series summed up is about a bunch of child soldiers committing war crimes

People should've went into Engage with the same mindset people took into the Barbie and Super Mario movies

It's lighthearted and fun with a few good emotional moments. That kind of media is important

We need more games that are just fun and won't give us a lot of toxic discourse

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flayn is immortal and has spent millennia with an overbearing, overprotective father. the literal instant fodlans culture gets there, she's becoming a scene kid for the next 200 years at least. in this essay i will-

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I have several opinions, but I need a minute because I haven't been here in a while. So bear with me.

Nurse Angie Thompson

Trauma center. Trauma center second opinion.

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3h girlies not being able to be brawlers/grapplers/war masters is stupid but i think at least as dumb if not more dumb is restricting Dark Mage/Dark Bishop to dudes only

this, despite the fact that the majority of magic users in the game are women. meaning the dark seals are basically only for Hubert, Lorenz and Linhardt.

Because apparently Dark Magic is stored in the balls, or something.

Dark Magic is stored in the balls.

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fire emblem mod that changes the player phase animation to say “FUCK AROUND” and the enemy phase one to say “FIND OUT”. is this anything

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my brain only does one thing

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I still can't get over how someone over at Ludo Studios is a Black Eagles stan and managed to sneak Three Houses references into the Bluey episode "Hammerbarn".

HUH

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dr tomoe tachibana

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It is my theory that every red-green knight duo (or alternative class equivalents) in Fire Emblem has an unseen pair of evil dopplegangers that are yellow and purple respectively, and have the same names as the OG duo, but with Wa- added in front it. So you get the likes of Wacain and Wabel, Wakent and Wasain, Wahl and Wasully, or Waizo and Wakaze.

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HELP I JUST WENT ON THE BIGGEST RABBIT HOLE FINDING FIRE EMBLEM CHARACTERS ON THE PEPPA PIG WIKI

THIS IS UNDER CHROM'S PROFILE

i think that lucina an peppa pig should learn to set aside their differences tbh. they could be so powerful together

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Manuela: *stumbles into the staff meeting*

Hanneman: Wow, I cannot believe how drunk you are.

Manuela: I am NOT drunk.

Hanneman: Yes you are.

Manuela: I am NOT fucking drunk!

Hanneman: Can you tell the time?

Manuela: Yes! *turns and faces the clock* I am not FUCKING drunk!

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Nabataens recover by sleeping over a thousand years and honestly, I can relate

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She has albinism from being experimented on in her childhood leave her alone 😭

you hate edelgard becuase of her actions in the game

I hate edelgard because her design freaks me out (the wide purple eyes that stare into your soul scare me) and she makes me feel physically ill

we are not the same

For the love of Sothis, someone get her some contacts

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i love everything about this

claude & sommie attack for @geummi :3 join us in FE artscuffle if you haven't yet, it's been tons of fun!!

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Seteth: I just don't understand how my email was so easily hacked!

Flayn: Brother...your password is literally "password."

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In the tags, describe your OCs’ idling pose and actions!