ziero
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ziero · 1 day ago
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Old Yeller just parried the bullet
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ziero · 1 day ago
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ziero · 2 days ago
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ziero · 2 days ago
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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending
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ziero · 3 days ago
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ziero · 3 days ago
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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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ziero · 3 days ago
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ziero · 3 days ago
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I am needlessly riled by all the posts and humans' inherent goodness.
Humans are *neutral*, man. That's why improving society really needs to look like making doing the right thing the path of least resistance.
A majority of people sit right around the tall bit of some sort of bell curve with "does selfish shit that could hurt others by default, is generous under the right circumstance" is one side of the peak and "is generous by default, will do selfish shit that could hurt others under the right circumstances" on the other.
You can observe it any day by observing people under stress (eg: bad traffic, busy supermarket, an unexpectedly un/pleasant interaction with a stranger who is very different to you) - and in yourself in circumstances you find particularly stressful.
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ziero · 5 days ago
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I treat this like my own jeremy renner app
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ziero · 5 days ago
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can i borrow 1 thousing dollers
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ziero · 8 days ago
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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person
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ziero · 8 days ago
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Kinda glad I can't remember being a sperm because I think I'd really miss having a flagellum
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ziero · 8 days ago
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ziero · 8 days ago
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please put me in twink jail
I'm an prison abolitionist I'll put you in a twink sanctuary where you can roam free and use your unique curved beaks to filter shrimp from the waters of your natural habitat x
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ziero · 9 days ago
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ziero · 9 days ago
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