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i spend more time thinking about check please characters playing animal crossing than i’d like to admit

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recent thoughts about recent things

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im going to play electric feel. by mgmt and this time i swear i won’t go crazyybbdhbhabghjgffkd3275689450′432 

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if chowder and nursey don’t refer to the basement as dexters laboratory what’s even the point

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Yo so imagine lardo wearing one of Holster's swearshirts and like, she's s w i m m i n g in it like the sleeves go way past her hands and she just.... swings her arms around so she's gently batting at herself with the giant sleeves and she is toasty and warm and happy

oh man OH MAN she’s so small and he’s SO BIG that would be so fucking cute omg i’m cryin in the club

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Even though we never said it to eachother, we knew. 

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Tango: Hi Dex, Nursey.

Tango: You may be wondering why I’m glued to the ceiling

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getting strong bitty vibes from this

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Question for Nursey, or I guess any of the boys. Was there a specific incident that made y'all decide that Nursey Patrol at kegsters was necessary?

Ford: Nursey??? How’d you get up on the roof when you were a frog?Nursey: not sure! probably involved the type of tripping where you fall up haha

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Ewan McGregor, Kids Ask Difficult Questions

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broke: ollie and wicks had a regular-ass wedding and didn’t invite any of the teammates who treated them like afterthought friends

woke: nobody from SMH was invited to the wedding because ollie and wicks eloped and there were no guests at all

bespoke: the entire team was in fact at their wedding because they got married right in the middle of a haus kegster. johnson officiated and it was ‘swawesome but the tub juice was so rancid that no one remembers it happening

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i am choosing to believe that holsom didn’t give nursey and dex their dibs because ollie and wicks are dating and want to live together. the attic must be occupied by two dudes who are In Love. it’s in the bylaws.

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Ollie and Wicks didn’t invite any of the team to their wedding and I respect that

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Hops is a weeb I’m cackling