zimhasfleas

[zimhasfleas]

IT HAS BEGUN

I'm not sure how much longer I have to fully prepare, but I know one thing.. the war has begun, and I have little to no allies on this stink-planet. I, the mighty Zim, am begging you to join me in this war. I know it's... odd for Zim to ask for help, but I am DESPERATE!

[zimhasfleas]

Hope you're prepared for my return Zim

IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG!

… Miyuki..?

I- you- the lab-

what?

-✨🔫

[zimhasfleas]

Something troubling has occurred..

The Tallest called again.. and all they did was laugh and tell me that should prepare for them.. but what do they mean?! All these cryptic messages.. the calls.. the warnings.. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

I’m afraid the war is going to come sooner than I originally imagined..

[zimhasfleas]

🫃do you like this

. . . Uhhhhhhhhhhh- what?

[zimhasfleas]

irken war

Do you want me to explain it again or..?

[zimhasfleas]

An interesting thing has happened…

Earlier this morning, I received a transmission from the Tallest.. they were telling me to prepare for war, and that I would be the commander of the “D3FC-R3B1” army. I’ve tried figuring out what it meant, but it just doesn’t make sense!

But.. why would I need to prepare for an Irken War..? There hasn’t been one since Miyuki, and it was the Irkens.. versus the rebels.. it was a bloodbath.. but the rebels had fallen. It’s hard to believe that.. wait, no, it’s not. Us Irkens would do ANYTHING to have unity of our people.. and that includes slaughtering the innocent.

And I can see why the Tallest wanted ME, the AMAZING Zim as a commander.. but.. they didn’t say I would be leading the Irkens.. does that mean..?

[zimhasfleas]

Hmm.. perhaps

h..eelloo ..

weird littel.. alien creatchur..

wweeee aree.. worms.. many.

bug and rot and slime

you?

- @tenderloveandslimeyhugs

Eh? What do you mean you’re made of worms? Are you with the Resisty? I know they had someone LIKE a worm.. but made of worms?

[zimhasfleas]

. . . Oh.

h..eelloo ..

weird littel.. alien creatchur..

wweeee aree.. worms.. many.

bug and rot and slime

you?

- @tenderloveandslimeyhugs

Eh? What do you mean you’re made of worms? Are you with the Resisty? I know they had someone LIKE a worm.. but made of worms?

[zimhasfleas]

Alright then..

*casually pulls out a locket launcher*

Shall I try and get the information out this way?

h..eelloo ..

weird littel.. alien creatchur..

wweeee aree.. worms.. many.

bug and rot and slime

you?

- @tenderloveandslimeyhugs

Eh? What do you mean you’re made of worms? Are you with the Resisty? I know they had someone LIKE a worm.. but made of worms?

[zimhasfleas]

What do you mean yet?! AM I NOT WORTHY OF THIS KNOWLEDGE, WORMS?!

h..eelloo ..

weird littel.. alien creatchur..

wweeee aree.. worms.. many.

bug and rot and slime

you?

- @tenderloveandslimeyhugs

Eh? What do you mean you’re made of worms? Are you with the Resisty? I know they had someone LIKE a worm.. but made of worms?

[zimhasfleas]

First, I, the amazing Zim, am an Irken, a race superior to humans in many ways. Second.. no. You freak me out.. but if you’ve seen everything.. mind sharing that knowledge?

h..eelloo ..

weird littel.. alien creatchur..

wweeee aree.. worms.. many.

bug and rot and slime

you?

- @tenderloveandslimeyhugs

Eh? What do you mean you’re made of worms? Are you with the Resisty? I know they had someone LIKE a worm.. but made of worms?

[zimhasfleas]

Zim, I know you're not fond of human food that much but...cupcake??

Hmm.. well.. they do have a high amount of sugar.. and Irken diets mainly consist of sugary foods.. so.. yes. I’ll try this.. “cupcake”

-✨🔫

[zimhasfleas]

what u think abt red and purple being married

Well, I’ve kind of always known they were together, but what I wonder is this..

HOW COME I WASN’T INVITED TO THEIR WEDDING??!! Zim would make a PERFECT flower boy! -✨🔫

[zimhasfleas]

Oh-

. . .

Well that’s terrifying 😀

h..eelloo ..

weird littel.. alien creatchur..

wweeee aree.. worms.. many.

bug and rot and slime

you?

- @tenderloveandslimeyhugs

Eh? What do you mean you’re made of worms? Are you with the Resisty? I know they had someone LIKE a worm.. but made of worms?

[zimhasfleas]

h..eelloo ..

weird littel.. alien creatchur..

wweeee aree.. worms.. many.

bug and rot and slime

you?

- @tenderloveandslimeyhugs

Eh? What do you mean you’re made of worms? Are you with the Resisty? I know they had someone LIKE a worm.. but made of worms?

[zimhasfleas]

👅

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? -✨🔫

[zimhasfleas]

𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓥𝓻𝓸

Eh? Hello? Whats a “vro”???

-✨🔫