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#me beating this into the heads of my younger colleagues#no one else can be responsible for you safety or your happiness
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Simple yet effective question…
Have you ever broken a bone?
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They call each other by their surnames trope + They use each other's first names in vulnerable moments trope.
Me: crying in the corner
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trauma therapy has been swell
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They’re the same picture
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Have you read Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut?
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it is funny having a big heavy purse bc people who don't carry bags are always like "god what do u even have in there" and then every time you hang out they need something that you have in there
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⛺ A remote cabin, two guys, and only one bed.... what could happen??! Find out with Opal Moritz's spicy MM romance Leaves of Absence, available for only $0.99 on Amazon this week. Grab your copy now.
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
#getting there champ#177#but i wear heels a lot#which makes me#men want me high heels fear me#which i enjoy
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I don't care if it's overdone I support Dev Patel's establishment of a Righteous Vengeance Cinematic Universe. Look at him
#dev patel make something less bloody so i can watch it challenge: failed#i would watch all his movies if i were not a squeamish wimp#who is doing it like him#dev patel#zjo is a bisexual
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Have the geography polls unlocked a latent geography nerdiness in you that you never knew you had?
(got frustrated with how much I was answering "no" on those polls, decided to learn all the flags and countries of the world, then learned all the capitals for fun. Working on the US state capitals, Mexican, and Chinese states now and quite frankly I'm having a fucking blast)
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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead
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*sits bolt upright* the natural predator of Vampires is stone circles
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