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If I've learned one thing in this place, it's that I'm fast. I'll be fine. 

Creative like stealing a knife from the kitchen creative? When have I ever been careful Maggie?

I’m assembling a search group to hunt down this Nathan guy… if anyone cares to join me.

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You know when I wished I would be young forever I didn't mean this.

I kind of wanted to be a cute yet inappropriate grandma one day. I still don't want wrinkles though.

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Get me a torch and a pitchfork, I'm ready to do something.

So when are we leaving?

I’m assembling a search group to hunt down this Nathan guy… if anyone cares to join me.

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Fine then, be a bitch. Also, when did you die? In the the 19th century? What the fuck is a lolly? 

You know, it's kind of nice to have someone tell me the truth for once. I like it. But I also hate it.

Well I really can’t deal with this right now.

That’s true. Being a bitch is fun, but I’m a hypocrite so I don’t enjoy it when other people are.

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You wanna know secrets? I got secrets. One time to hang out with this popular girl I basically idolized, I made out with my math teacher. It was surprisingly awesome.

I'm kidding. He was sitting around and I was wandering and we got to talking. He had evidently heard a lot about me from all my poor decisions. The interesting part is I think he wants me to work for him but I just continually do things that should get me punished. I don't get it.

Jesus, I know I say this every time we talk but you need to get the fuck out of that uniform. I don't like people hurting you.

I’ll always profess my undying love for you

Some bitch threw a water bottle at me because I called Ben ‘bennykins’. They really hate him out there. How are you holding up?

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Well I really can't deal with this right now.

That's true. Being a bitch is fun, but I'm a hypocrite so I don't enjoy it when other people are.

Who doesn’t a snappy tone bother? Are you trying to bother me?

Why are you such a bitch?

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Repay me in lipstick and good advice and I think we'll have a good thing going.

Yeah but Ben and I have an interesting relationship. You see he hates me, and I call him stupid names. Nobody understands. I see it as sort of like a baby playing with a knife.

Let's start with "It's not my fault, fuck off."

I’ll always profess my undying love for you

Some bitch threw a water bottle at me because I called Ben ‘bennykins’. They really hate him out there. How are you holding up?

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I'll always profess my undying love for you

Some bitch threw a water bottle at me because I called Ben 'bennykins'. They really hate him out there. How are you holding up?

  They’re just lipsticks, no need to thank me with your undying love.

Nothing. It’s out of anger, I get it, but they’re starting to hurt each other and innocent people.

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Yeah, I'm sorry I'm not dead or my friends aren't or something. Doesn't mean I don't get to complain too.

  Well, sounds like a terrible loss. You’re lucky if that’s the most bothersome thing in your life right now.

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Who doesn't a snappy tone bother? Are you trying to bother me?

Why are you such a bitch?

  Why does a snappy tone bother you?

I fantastic, oh glorious day, she forgot.

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What the hell did I do to get that snappy tone? Actually no, don't answer that. I can think of a few things myself.

I can't even remember what I was going to ask you.

Is there something I can help you with? Better make it good.

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Make my own lipstick? What do I look like?

Please don't tell me you make your own lipstick. I mean, I guess it would be cool but that is so much work. That's why I have other people do it for me.

  “You know, it’s very inexpensive to just make your own homemade lipstick?”

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It was this make up place. It made me look less...you know, dead.

You all managed to screw up my favorite store.

I liked their lipstick.

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Maggie, you're possibly the best friend I've ever had. Actually, you might be the only friend I've ever had.

I just don't understand what destroying stuff achieves?

You all managed to screw up my favorite store.

I liked their lipstick.

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You all managed to screw up my favorite store.

I liked their lipstick.

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Are you blind too? The riots? You're gonna get trampled or something looking like a lost puppy dog.

Well listen Lena, I really don't have time for this right now, but it would be cruel of me to leave you out here so lets move.

  W–What does that mean? I’m – my name is Lena.

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Yeah, you should probably be more aware. You're the type of person who gets swept up in all this mess and never makes it out.

Anyway, who the hell are you?

  I didn’t hear you, I guess. I–I’ll move out of your way. Sorry.