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forgot what a cinematic masterpiece haunted is

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Kyle DOESNT have sand in his vagina??

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someone restrain me i made more memes

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I love greyhounds so much

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So much color and tone variation just in the simple and humble domestic shorthair black kitty…

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so... who told medusa about 9/11?

based on one of the many jokes i wrote in my notes app late at night:

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stan was in so much distress for kyle in that one kidney failure episode i wonder how he even dealt waiting for the surgery to be over

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my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.

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"hey welcome back guys! did you hear the pope died :D"

- my religion teacher first thing this morning

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would she dislike the person who i've become

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There certainly was a time when Shadow was just a tiny, trusting baby-hedgehog, hanging onto big sister Maria’s every word, and her playful mischief got him into all sorts of trouble. Siblings life. One’s the bad influence, but they both end up getting yelled at.

Gerald might be grumpy, but he's a loving grandfather.

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The word loss was banned. I don't remember the consequences for saying/typing/using it, but it was really bad and you weren't allowed to say it. IRL and online. International.

"I am at a :.|:; for words" was a massive meme after the ban got lifted. (It existed for about two days dream time.)

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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tea

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a follow up to these memes i made because it's currently 2am and i can't sleep

when someone knocks on the door while they're in the bathroom

their response to "are you ok?" (ignore the text going weird for pit and dark pit)

how they are with keeping secrets